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To: COBOL2Java
He would have talked and talked and talked until somebody else did something just to shut him up.
2 posted on
09/01/2005 11:33:38 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: COBOL2Java
First thing that comes to mind is that they would just let everyone go naked.
3 posted on
09/01/2005 11:33:49 AM PDT by
TXBubba
( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
To: COBOL2Java
He would raise taxes on those making above 25,000 year..
4 posted on
09/01/2005 11:34:04 AM PDT by
cardinal4
("When the Levee breaks, Mama you got to move.......")
To: COBOL2Java
"First, I'd have whipped out a tune!"
6 posted on
09/01/2005 11:34:52 AM PDT by
MarineBrat
(We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
To: COBOL2Java
7 posted on
09/01/2005 11:34:52 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
To: COBOL2Java
Thank God we will never know!
8 posted on
09/01/2005 11:34:56 AM PDT by
retrokitten
(www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
To: COBOL2Java
He would have cut and run.
9 posted on
09/01/2005 11:35:02 AM PDT by
TexanToTheCore
(Rock the pews, Baby)
To: COBOL2Java
Thank God we don't have to find out.
10 posted on
09/01/2005 11:35:10 AM PDT by
Apercu
("Res ipsa loquitor")
To: COBOL2Java
He would have blamed America.
11 posted on
09/01/2005 11:35:17 AM PDT by
HateBill
(Democratic Message: "Kiss Terrorist A*s" vs. Republican Message: "Kick Terrorist A*s")
To: COBOL2Java
He was a slow boat commander in Vietnam (did you know that?), he'd know when to retreat.
12 posted on
09/01/2005 11:35:54 AM PDT by
garyhope
To: COBOL2Java
He and the LA governor would get together for a good cry. Then they'd move to the back with the rest of the women and children.
13 posted on
09/01/2005 11:36:08 AM PDT by
randog
(What the....?!)
To: COBOL2Java
He would have stressed integrity, integrity, integrity.
17 posted on
09/01/2005 11:37:24 AM PDT by
JellyJam
(Headline of the year: "The Painful Truth: All the World Terrorists Are Muslims!")
To: COBOL2Java
He'd have shown up and thrown someone else's war medals over the levee in protest.
18 posted on
09/01/2005 11:38:07 AM PDT by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: COBOL2Java
He'd have gotten together his "band of brothers" for a sentimental last trip upriver, then waded ashore at the French Quarter like General MacArthur returning to the Philippines.
19 posted on
09/01/2005 11:38:45 AM PDT by
Rebelbase
("Run Hillary Run" bumper stickers. Liberals place on rear bumper, conservatives put on front bumper)
To: COBOL2Java
He would have voted for the flood, before he voted against it. or
"Kerrys Hold Picnic for Hurricane Opponent"
21 posted on
09/01/2005 11:39:30 AM PDT by
guitarnick40
(When a liberal's in doubt, all they do is scream and shout...)
To: COBOL2Java
He would have been right down in the area during the storm!
He would have taken charge of the situation!
He would be on top of it all!
He would be right in the thick of things!
He would have caught some bitchin' waves!
22 posted on
09/01/2005 11:39:52 AM PDT by
flashbunny
(Defending the free market on free republic is like having to defend the flag at a VFW convention.)
To: COBOL2Java
He could use his enormous head to plug the levy.
23 posted on
09/01/2005 11:39:55 AM PDT by
Bacon Man
(A recent government survey shows that three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.)
To: COBOL2Java
He would've voted for rescue before he voted against it.
To: COBOL2Java
Kerry would have gone windsurfing to get a feel for the water splashing on the faces of the poor people at the Superdome and in the streets, then he would have claimed to have a plan which the MSM would praise and wish him well.
26 posted on
09/01/2005 11:41:02 AM PDT by
shadeaud
(Liberals suffer from acute interior cornial craniorectoitis)
To: COBOL2Java
He would have sent Max Cleland down to take charge of things. Then maybe had Sandy Berger stuff some debris in his pants and take it out. And had Chris Lehane make sure the MSM blamed it all on George Bush.
29 posted on
09/01/2005 11:44:44 AM PDT by
Dems_R_Losers
(2,4,6,8 - a burka makes me look overweight!)
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