Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
Nice to see you!
um, engineering aside, I think it was a man thing. LOL!!
I'm going to spend 3 weeks driving from Alaska to California sometime next year...I can't wait. I've heard the scenery is AWESOME.
I'm too scared to go anywhere in the middle east nowadays without a bulletproof vest and M-16. My wife wants to go to Turkey and I said even that is too close. I think I'll live fine without ever going into that region again.
LOL!
Q. Why does the Iranian Navy have glass-bottom boats?
A. So they can see their Air Force.
LOL...
Ummmm, nope.....err....definitely an engineering thing, lol
I can see what you mean.
ROTFL
OK, I'll take your word for it this time. But, I still think it is a man thing.
That's still funny.
Thanks for the loud laugh.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right.
The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's 'club.' When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to the next problem. How do we get that golf club out of your mouth?"
Turkey.... for an Islamic country it's pretty laid back. Of course I haven't been there in twenty years but they really liked Americans back then..... Have a good British friend living in Ankara always after me to come visit but can't get around to it.
hehe...
LMAO!
LOL! I'm forwarding that to my golf buddies!
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Serb is a Dudette. :)
LOL!!!
That's PERFECT for OFST!!!
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