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*** Official Friday Silliness ***
JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sridayfilliness; tgif
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To: TheBigB

Nice to see you!


682 posted on 08/26/2005 1:39:30 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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To: ctlpdad

um, engineering aside, I think it was a man thing. LOL!!


683 posted on 08/26/2005 1:39:34 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Rummyfan

I'm going to spend 3 weeks driving from Alaska to California sometime next year...I can't wait. I've heard the scenery is AWESOME.

I'm too scared to go anywhere in the middle east nowadays without a bulletproof vest and M-16. My wife wants to go to Turkey and I said even that is too close. I think I'll live fine without ever going into that region again.


684 posted on 08/26/2005 1:40:50 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: JimWforBush

LOL!

Q. Why does the Iranian Navy have glass-bottom boats?

A. So they can see their Air Force.


685 posted on 08/26/2005 1:40:59 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Leapfrog

LOL...


686 posted on 08/26/2005 1:41:53 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; r-q-tek86; ctlpdad; Fierce Allegiance
um, engineering aside, I think it was a man thing. LOL!!

Ummmm, nope.....err....definitely an engineering thing, lol

687 posted on 08/26/2005 1:42:45 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: Leapfrog

I can see what you mean.


688 posted on 08/26/2005 1:42:45 PM PDT by BJClinton (+ /_\)
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To: Leapfrog

ROTFL


689 posted on 08/26/2005 1:43:20 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: JimWforBush

OK, I'll take your word for it this time. But, I still think it is a man thing.


690 posted on 08/26/2005 1:45:21 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Leapfrog

That's still funny.

Thanks for the loud laugh.


691 posted on 08/26/2005 1:45:46 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: Leapfrog
Another Golf One.

A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.

When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right.

The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."

When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's 'club.' When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.

The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to the next problem. How do we get that golf club out of your mouth?"

692 posted on 08/26/2005 1:45:48 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: hattend

Turkey.... for an Islamic country it's pretty laid back. Of course I haven't been there in twenty years but they really liked Americans back then..... Have a good British friend living in Ankara always after me to come visit but can't get around to it.


693 posted on 08/26/2005 1:46:45 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Serb5150
Dude, that was so 5 hours ago. ;-)
694 posted on 08/26/2005 1:47:52 PM PDT by BJClinton (+ /_\)
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To: JimWforBush

hehe...


695 posted on 08/26/2005 1:49:07 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: BJClinton

LMAO!


696 posted on 08/26/2005 1:49:16 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: JimWforBush

LOL! I'm forwarding that to my golf buddies!


697 posted on 08/26/2005 1:50:03 PM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Dashing Dasher

Hi


698 posted on 08/26/2005 1:50:04 PM PDT by TheBigB (It's funktastic!!)
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To: BJClinton

Serb is a Dudette. :)


699 posted on 08/26/2005 1:50:26 PM PDT by TheBigB (It's funktastic!!)
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To: r-q-tek86

LOL!!!

That's PERFECT for OFST!!!


700 posted on 08/26/2005 1:50:28 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
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