*** Official Friday Silliness ***

JibJab ^ | 08/26/2005 | OFST

[BJClinton]

w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.



The divorcees knife set:

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL, thanks for the laughs.

Where you been? I haven't seen you in a while.

[Michael Goldsberry]

LOL! Poor guy.

You know, I've always wondered how the blind know when to stop wiping.


... forget I said that...

[JimWforBush]

"You Are a Freedom Rocker!"

(hehe)

I have no idea where that came from.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You saved me!

[JimWforBush]

MY EYES!!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

None of the choices really fit I just picked the closest, but it was not that close.

[tfecw]

Clasic. I haven't seen that one yet.

Traveling south out of DC on Interstate 395/95 is the most dangerous, scariest thing you will ever do
Aww it's not too bad once you get used to it. I actually schedule my work day around the opening and closing of the HOV lanes ;)

[PaulaB]

Yeah, I spent 6 months in Saudi in 1991.

I think my hubby would agree....

He said when he stepped off the plane in Kuwait in 1991
he felt like he stepped in Hell ..with all the oil pipes burning....

[Dashing Dasher]

Speaking of racetracks and noise...

We had that problem at Sears Point recently. Some jerk bought the winery next door and was SHOCKED by the noise a racetrack made! Are you kidding me? How about the Drag Racing!? My old little airport was up the street a few miles and we could hear the drag racers going from there!

Back to the point.... We are boycotting his wine... jerk. By the way - don't buy anything from ROCHE WINERY!!!

[JimWforBush]

I liked this one.

The club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas'."

The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100.

"What happened?" asked one of the members.

"Well," said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, that jerk stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls, then yelled 'Gotcha!' Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second 'gotcha'?"

[Dashing Dasher]

Unbelievably accurate - like yours!

Punks dig Chicks, right?

[appalachian_dweller]

>> He said "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches." <<

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! well, my co-workers know what I'm doing...again.

Thanks for the laugh!

[JimWforBush]

Those are good, some of them could apply to driving in RI and MA

[JimWforBush]

That's my job.

Jim Saves!

[RockinRight]

I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you. ;-)

[Dashing Dasher]

;)

[Dashing Dasher]

That's what the OFST is all about!

Glad I could send a chuckle your way...

[appalachian_dweller]

Between work, moving, and the dog, I haven't had much extra time. Got a break today, 'bout time too.

Almost time to start my weekend. My most pressing decision: what flavor of brew to drink this weekend.

How U been?

[Dashing Dasher]

I love George!

;-)

[Rummyfan]

65. You know what "e" is.

Gosh, I haven't thought about the natural log in a long, long time.