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*** Official Friday Silliness ***
JibJab ^
| 08/26/2005
| OFST
Posted on 08/26/2005 6:11:05 AM PDT by BJClinton
w00t! TGIF! A much better week than last but none-the-less, it's Friday and time for a little unwinding before the weekend. Speaking of which, if you're in central TX and have no compassion for your taste-buds, join me at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival on Sunday.
The divorcees knife set:
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; sridayfilliness; tgif
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To: appalachian_dweller
LOL, thanks for the laughs.
Where you been? I haven't seen you in a while.
601
posted on
08/26/2005 12:58:02 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL! Poor guy.
You know, I've always wondered how the blind know when to stop wiping.
... forget I said that...
602
posted on
08/26/2005 12:58:24 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Leapfrog; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"You Are a Freedom Rocker!"(hehe)
I have no idea where that came from.
603
posted on
08/26/2005 12:58:52 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: JimWforBush
604
posted on
08/26/2005 12:59:01 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Serb5150
605
posted on
08/26/2005 12:59:23 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: JimWforBush
None of the choices really fit I just picked the closest, but it was not that close.
606
posted on
08/26/2005 1:01:00 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: appalachian_dweller
Clasic. I haven't seen that one yet.
Traveling south out of DC on Interstate 395/95 is the most dangerous, scariest thing you will ever do
Aww it's not too bad once you get used to it. I actually schedule my work day around the opening and closing of the HOV lanes ;)
607
posted on
08/26/2005 1:01:23 PM PDT
by
tfecw
(It's for the children)
To: hattend
Yeah, I spent 6 months in Saudi in 1991.
I think my hubby would agree....
He said when he stepped off the plane in Kuwait in 1991
he felt like he stepped in Hell ..with all the oil pipes burning....
608
posted on
08/26/2005 1:01:26 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: ctlpdad; hattend
Speaking of racetracks and noise...
We had that problem at Sears Point recently. Some jerk bought the winery next door and was SHOCKED by the noise a racetrack made! Are you kidding me? How about the Drag Racing!? My old little airport was up the street a few miles and we could hear the drag racers going from there!
Back to the point.... We are boycotting his wine... jerk. By the way - don't buy anything from ROCHE WINERY!!!
609
posted on
08/26/2005 1:02:09 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
To: Dashing Dasher
I liked this one.
The club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas'."
The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100.
"What happened?" asked one of the members.
"Well," said the pro, "I was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, that jerk stuck his hand between my legs and grabbed my balls, then yelled 'Gotcha!' Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second 'gotcha'?"
610
posted on
08/26/2005 1:03:20 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Leapfrog
Unbelievably accurate - like yours!
Punks dig Chicks, right?
611
posted on
08/26/2005 1:05:04 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
To: Dashing Dasher
>> He said "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches." <<
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! well, my co-workers know what I'm doing...again.
Thanks for the laugh!
612
posted on
08/26/2005 1:05:27 PM PDT
by
appalachian_dweller
( Islam = Evil. Don't believe me. Read the koran for yourself.)
To: appalachian_dweller
Those are good, some of them could apply to driving in RI and MA
613
posted on
08/26/2005 1:05:53 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
That's my job.
Jim Saves!
614
posted on
08/26/2005 1:06:26 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: motormouth; JimWforBush
I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you. ;-)
615
posted on
08/26/2005 1:06:31 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
To: JimWforBush
616
posted on
08/26/2005 1:06:41 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
To: appalachian_dweller
That's what the OFST is all about!
Glad I could send a chuckle your way...
617
posted on
08/26/2005 1:07:26 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Between work, moving, and the dog, I haven't had much extra time. Got a break today, 'bout time too.
Almost time to start my weekend. My most pressing decision: what flavor of brew to drink this weekend.
How U been?
618
posted on
08/26/2005 1:08:03 PM PDT
by
appalachian_dweller
( Islam = Evil. Don't believe me. Read the koran for yourself.)
To: ctlpdad
619
posted on
08/26/2005 1:08:24 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's better to be a racer for a moment than a spectator for life! -- Anonymous)
To: HeadOn
65. You know what "e" is. Gosh, I haven't thought about the natural log in a long, long time.
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