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World's Sexiest Firearms (Pissant Knockoff Vanity)
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| 8/24/05
| cowboyway
Posted on 08/24/2005 10:13:39 AM PDT by cowboyway
In light of the spate of "Top Five" vanities posted recently, it occured to me that there hasn't been a post seeking opinions for the worlds sexiest firearms.
So, without further ado, my personal selection for the Top Five sexiest firearms are:
At number 5, the Barrett Model 82A1 50 BMG. She's a little on the heavy side, but man can she pack a punch.
Number 4 goes to the Freedom Arms 454 Casull Premier Grade. She's sleek and well put together, but when you trip the hammer you had better be holding on tight.
Number 3 is the Bushmaster M4 Type Carbine. She's a lot like her big sister, the AR15, but with all the evil features.
The 2 slot goes to the Springfield Armory SOCOM II. She's designed for close quarter encounters, but being chambered for 7.62mm NATO round she still packs plenty of punch.
Number 1 goes to the LeMat. This little baby was a nine shot .44 caliber revolver with an 18 gauge shotgun barrel mounted in a sensual over/under configuration.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; barrel; guns; nra; sex; shoot; stock; weapons
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Guns...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:13:42 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
To: cowboyway
The Lahti has always been a nice walking around piece.
2
posted on
08/24/2005 10:15:57 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Be a glowworm. A glowworm's never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?)
To: cowboyway
Not really sexiest, but my favorite is my 1866 Winchester 'yellow boy'.
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:16:19 AM PDT
by
SoDak
To: cowboyway
One of those numbers looks an awful lot like the mini 14. Wonder if it's more accurate. Though my old mini is very accurate. For the first few shots, anyway.
4
posted on
08/24/2005 10:19:01 AM PDT
by
Sam Cree
(absolute reality)
To: SoDak
Yellow Boy made my top 10.
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:19:15 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: cowboyway
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:19:42 AM PDT
by
Mr. Mojo
To: cowboyway
Number 1 goes to the LeMat. This little baby was a nine shot .44 caliber revolver with an 18 gauge shotgun barrel mounted in a sensual over/under configuration.A veritable hand cannon! Or street howitzer as Wyatt would say.....
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:20:01 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
To: cowboyway
Any RevWar-era 10-lb 5' flintlock musket. Preferably w/18" (true) bayonet.
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:20:15 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
To: cowboyway; pissant; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; JimWforBush; Lazamataz; Darksheare; ctlpdad
Somehow, I do not think this is what KISS had in mind when they sang "Love Gun".
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:20:44 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: N. Theknow
I think I saw the gun displayed at the recent gun show at the Dulles Expo Center here in VA......
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:20:58 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
To: N. Theknow
The Lahti has always been a nice walking around piece And shoots good from a standing position.
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:21:06 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: cowboyway
You need to add the Colt Peacemaker, Winchester model 94, Winchester model 12 shotgun, and my favorite carry weapon the Glock 32.
To: cowboyway
I always found Dirty Harry's .44 very sexy!!
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:22:09 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: cowboyway
You might wish to delve into custom modifications. That same Barrett with 40-45" barrel instead of 29" would be more interesting.
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:22:27 AM PDT
by
GSlob
To: cowboyway
Can't say its "sexy", but it's concealable, powerful and gets the job done.
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:22:57 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Proud "Free Traitor" & Capitalist Pig)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Dirty Harry, his big 44 or both?
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:24:18 AM PDT
by
cowboyway
(My heroes have always been cowboys.)
To: cowboyway
And shoots good from a standing position. Aim low boys. They're riding Shetland ponies.
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:24:44 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Be a glowworm. A glowworm's never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
This is sexy
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:25:40 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: cowboyway
NOT sexy:
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:25:40 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Proud "Free Traitor" & Capitalist Pig)
To: cowboyway
Both, I would have to say. But it was a sexy gun!!
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posted on
08/24/2005 10:26:10 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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