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World's Sexiest Firearms (Pissant Knockoff Vanity)
Earth | 8/24/05 | cowboyway

Posted on 08/24/2005 10:13:39 AM PDT by cowboyway

In light of the spate of "Top Five" vanities posted recently, it occured to me that there hasn't been a post seeking opinions for the worlds sexiest firearms.

So, without further ado, my personal selection for the Top Five sexiest firearms are:

At number 5, the Barrett Model 82A1 50 BMG. She's a little on the heavy side, but man can she pack a punch.

Number 4 goes to the Freedom Arms 454 Casull Premier Grade. She's sleek and well put together, but when you trip the hammer you had better be holding on tight.

Number 3 is the Bushmaster M4 Type Carbine. She's a lot like her big sister, the AR15, but with all the evil features.

The 2 slot goes to the Springfield Armory SOCOM II. She's designed for close quarter encounters, but being chambered for 7.62mm NATO round she still packs plenty of punch.

Number 1 goes to the LeMat. This little baby was a nine shot .44 caliber revolver with an 18 gauge shotgun barrel mounted in a sensual over/under configuration.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; barrel; guns; nra; sex; shoot; stock; weapons
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1 posted on 08/24/2005 10:13:42 AM PDT by cowboyway
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To: cowboyway
The Lahti has always been a nice walking around piece.


2 posted on 08/24/2005 10:15:57 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Be a glowworm. A glowworm's never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?)
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To: cowboyway

Not really sexiest, but my favorite is my 1866 Winchester 'yellow boy'.


3 posted on 08/24/2005 10:16:19 AM PDT by SoDak
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One of those numbers looks an awful lot like the mini 14. Wonder if it's more accurate. Though my old mini is very accurate. For the first few shots, anyway.


4 posted on 08/24/2005 10:19:01 AM PDT by Sam Cree (absolute reality)
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To: SoDak

Yellow Boy made my top 10.


5 posted on 08/24/2005 10:19:15 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: cowboyway


6 posted on 08/24/2005 10:19:42 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: cowboyway
Number 1 goes to the LeMat. This little baby was a nine shot .44 caliber revolver with an 18 gauge shotgun barrel mounted in a sensual over/under configuration.

A veritable hand cannon! Or street howitzer as Wyatt would say.....

7 posted on 08/24/2005 10:20:01 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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Any RevWar-era 10-lb 5' flintlock musket. Preferably w/18" (true) bayonet.


8 posted on 08/24/2005 10:20:15 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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Somehow, I do not think this is what KISS had in mind when they sang "Love Gun".


9 posted on 08/24/2005 10:20:44 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: N. Theknow

I think I saw the gun displayed at the recent gun show at the Dulles Expo Center here in VA......


10 posted on 08/24/2005 10:20:58 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: N. Theknow
The Lahti has always been a nice walking around piece

And shoots good from a standing position.

11 posted on 08/24/2005 10:21:06 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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You need to add the Colt Peacemaker, Winchester model 94, Winchester model 12 shotgun, and my favorite carry weapon the Glock 32.


12 posted on 08/24/2005 10:21:39 AM PDT by One Proud Dad
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I always found Dirty Harry's .44 very sexy!!


13 posted on 08/24/2005 10:22:09 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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You might wish to delve into custom modifications. That same Barrett with 40-45" barrel instead of 29" would be more interesting.


14 posted on 08/24/2005 10:22:27 AM PDT by GSlob
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Can't say its "sexy", but it's concealable, powerful and gets the job done.

15 posted on 08/24/2005 10:22:57 AM PDT by Clemenza (Proud "Free Traitor" & Capitalist Pig)
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Dirty Harry, his big 44 or both?


16 posted on 08/24/2005 10:24:18 AM PDT by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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And shoots good from a standing position.

Aim low boys. They're riding Shetland ponies.

17 posted on 08/24/2005 10:24:44 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Be a glowworm. A glowworm's never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?)
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This is sexy


18 posted on 08/24/2005 10:25:40 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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NOT sexy:


19 posted on 08/24/2005 10:25:40 AM PDT by Clemenza (Proud "Free Traitor" & Capitalist Pig)
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Both, I would have to say. But it was a sexy gun!!


20 posted on 08/24/2005 10:26:10 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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