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N.Y. Man in Record Book for Eyebrow Hair
AP/Yahoo ^ | 8/23/05

Posted on 08/23/2005 5:17:18 PM PDT by martin_fierro

N.Y. Man in Record Book for Eyebrow Hair

1 hour, 27 minutes ago

SARANAC, N.Y. - A 43-year-old North Country man has made the Guinness Book of World Records in a new entry for the longest eyebrow hair.

Frank Ames of Saranac in Clinton County measured in at 3.078 inches, or about 7.8 centimeters.

"I don't know why it grows like that; it just always has," Ames told the Press-Republican of Plattsburgh.

Ames's journey toward notoriety began almost two years ago when a co-worker at Bombardier Corp. noticed the bushy brow and suggested he try for a record. Ames then decided to go for it, but discovered that no such category existed. So, he made a phone call to Guinness and was sent a bunch of forms to fill out and rules for officially getting recognized.

Ken Joy, a machinist and measuring expert at Bombardier, measured the hair in February 2004 with Plattsburgh Mayor Daniel Stewart and the city's entire Common Council standing by as witnesses.

Now, Ames is on page 24 of the 2006 edition, in the "Body Parts" section.

"It's crazy how much people want to know about this," Ames said Tuesday. "I've been on radio shows all day. I could build children's hospitals all across the world, and this is what I would still be known for."


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KEYWORDS: freakydeaky; gnarlyeyebrows; worldrecords
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1 posted on 08/23/2005 5:17:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 08/23/2005 5:18:06 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

EWWWWWWW!!!


3 posted on 08/23/2005 5:18:39 PM PDT by RDTF
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To: martin_fierro

I'd ask for a photo if I weren't afraid you'd post it...


4 posted on 08/23/2005 5:18:40 PM PDT by decal ("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
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To: decal

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa....TOO LATE!!


5 posted on 08/23/2005 5:19:02 PM PDT by decal ("The Republic was not established by cowards, and cowards will not preserve it")
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To: martin_fierro
For the curious:


6 posted on 08/23/2005 5:19:38 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: martin_fierro
I actually have a "stray hair" in the same area myself. Never got THAT long though.

Please, Guiness, DO NOT start a category for longest nose hair.

7 posted on 08/23/2005 5:19:57 PM PDT by Clemenza (Proud "Free Traitor" & Capitalist Pig)
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To: Clemenza
I actually have a "stray hair" in the same area myself. Never got THAT long though.

The article grabbed me because two days ago my wife plucked a hair from my eyebrow that was well over an inch long.

8 posted on 08/23/2005 5:21:09 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Paul Atreides

Thufir Hawat was deeply saddened.

9 posted on 08/23/2005 5:23:59 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Rooney must have not entered this year's competition.....


10 posted on 08/23/2005 5:25:35 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: martin_fierro

If this guy has a 3" eyebrow at age 43 I can only imagine how long they will be when he is 73.


11 posted on 08/23/2005 5:28:45 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: JoeSixPack; blackie; pt17; BraveMan; Tijeras_Slim; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

True story: I knew my eyebrows were due for a trim when the wind kept blowing them into my eyes when I rode my motorcycle.

Wonder how this guy gets by (or if he merely owns a motorcycle shirt).

12 posted on 08/23/2005 5:30:02 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Ewwwwwwwwww!

LOL


13 posted on 08/23/2005 5:32:50 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: martin_fierro

Oy Vey.



14 posted on 08/23/2005 5:32:53 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. ~Henny Youngman)
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To: Clemenza
I actually have a "stray hair" in the same area myself. Never got THAT long though.

Wifey cuts my hair, and always wraps up the procedure with trimming those little strays...and I always give her the same warning:

"Don't Gephardt me, dear!"

15 posted on 08/23/2005 5:37:05 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: martin_fierro
The guy in the background didn't bother competing...

16 posted on 08/23/2005 5:39:09 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: martin_fierro
I'm not impressed. Any idiot can grow eyebrows.

Everybody knows that ear hair is the true mark of accomplishment.


17 posted on 08/23/2005 5:39:30 PM PDT by Maceman (Pro Se Defendant from Hell)
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Isn't it a sin that eyebrows, noses and ears continue to grow... and everything of importance .... shrinks...

Just Damn....


18 posted on 08/23/2005 5:40:31 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. ~Henny Youngman)
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To: martin_fierro
Notice that the certificate indicates "to have achieved a length...." Is that really an "achievement"?!
20 posted on 08/23/2005 5:46:08 PM PDT by jdm (The answer to the extra credit question on a Columbia U exam is always choice C: "Bush's Fault.")
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