*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Right Here ^ | 12/19/2005 | All of Us

[BJClinton]

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[PaulaB]

My CEO travels ALOT...

he always makes sure he tells

me what the rest of the world thinks about

us when he gets in (he knoes how conservative I am)....I tell

him we don't care what the rest

of the world thinks


if they squawk to much

we'll kick their butts too...

[Dog Gone]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Presentation still keeping you swamped?

[Constitution Day]

Photo in the News: Gas Thief Escapes on Tricycle

[peacebaby]

Love them!

[Izzy Dunne]

[BJClinton]

A relative of Yao Ming's?

[r-q-tek86]

Some ideas for dealing with your coworkers...

More fun...

[peacebaby]

I know. Co-workers come back from Europe and say, "YOu know they don't like us Americans much."

And I think, "so?"

Europeans just have penis envy.

[exile]

I love it when libs say that the Europeeings hate us. If they had any freaking brains they'd be Americans and not Euro-trash.

[Millee]

Let's Party!!!!!!!!!

[day10]

Good morning all!

A couple had a whirlwind, 30 day romance and even though they don't know too much about each other, they decide to get married. After a couple weeks, the husband says, "Honey, I have something I have to tell you. I'm a golf fanatic and I must play every day."

"I also need to tell you something," she replies. "I'm a hooker, and I need to do it every day."

"That's OK," he said, "we'll just play dog leg lefts."

[peacebaby]

Great ideas.

Just messing up the pencils in the desk drawers of the desk of one of my gay co-workers sends him through the roof!

[newfrpr04]

3/4 of the earth's surface is water and only 1/4 is land. The good Lord's intentions are very clear. A man's time should be divided: 3/4 for Fishing and 1/4 for Work.
Fisherman's chain letter:

Dear Friend:

This chain was started in the hopes of bringing happiness to a fisherman. Unlike most chains, it doesn't require money.

Simply send a copy of this to five fishermen friends,
then bundle up your wife and send her to the fellow whose name heads the list,

you will receive 16,268 women and some should be dandies.

Have faith. Don't break the Chain.

One man broke it and got his wife back

Your fishing buddy.

[Izzy Dunne]

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 

George: Great. Lay it on me. 

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 

George: That's what I want to know. 

Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 

Condi: Yes. 

George: I mean the fellow's name. 

Condi: Hu. 

George: The guy in China. 

Condi: Hu. 

George: The new leader of China. 

Condi: Hu. 

George: The main man in China! 

Condi: Hu is leading China. 

George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. 

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 

Condi: That's the man's name. 

George: That's who's name? 

Condi: Yes. 

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? 

Condi: Yes, sir. 

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. 

Condi: That's correct. 

George: Then who is in China? 

Condi: Yes, sir. 

George: Yassir is in China? 

Condi: No, sir. 

George: Then who is? 

Condi: Yes, sir. 

George: Yassir? 

Condi: No, sir. 

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 

Condi: Kofi? 

George: No, thanks. 

Condi: You want Kofi? 

George: No. 

Condi: You don't want Kofi. 

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 

Condi: Yes, sir. 

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 

Condi: Kofi? 

George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 

Condi: And call who? 

George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 

Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 

George: Will you stay out of China?! 

Condi: Yes, sir. 

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 

Condi: Kofi. 

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone 

[fredhead]

Looks like he's been eating a lot of chili.

[PaulaB]

Holy cow....


thats painful to watch.....

[Dog Gone]