*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Right Here ^ | 12/19/2005 | All of Us

[BJClinton]

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[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

this is mine. here

[Rummyfan]

In Flynn's village pub in Ireland, they held a toasting contest.

When Flynn's turn came, he toasted 'May I die between my wife's legs'. Sure, and he won didn't he?

When he returned home that evening he told his wife of his good fortune. 'And what was your toast?' she asked.

'Why, Bridget, that I may die in a pew at St Pat's church!' he replied.

The next morning when Bridget was out shopping, her neighbor Molly remarked that Flynn had won the toasting contest.

'Aye', said Bridget. 'And it's a strange thing: he hasn't been there in a year and the last time I had to pull him by the ear to get him to come'!

[JimWforBush]

Hmmm...can't get the alcogoroscope to load

I couldn't either at first, I had to go find it. I think it's a bad link.

[BureaucratusMaximus]

An accountant is more interesting than you.

Thats so weird.

[The SISU kid]

One time I had a computer tell me, "You must be confused."

You'll like this then...

}^)

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[peacebaby]

hahaha.

[Temple Owl]

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks." Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The General manager is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life at Boeing is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at the same time!!!!!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Could be worse: The chihuahua might want to wear the a red-tail feathered boa.

Worse: The red-tailed feathered boa might want to wear the chihuahua.

[peacebaby]

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

More like the red tail boa eats the chihuahua!!

[hattend]

You Are 82% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

Must have been the dark beer and cooking at home that caused the low score.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I think that could have something to do with it.

[rockabyebaby]

Freakin' yikes!!! I'm waaaaaaay late today, thanks for the ping a ding ding!! Woooooo hoooooooo!

[Dashing Dasher]

OMG!

[Dashing Dasher]

About time you showed up!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

All I see is the X