*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

Right Here ^ | 12/19/2005 | All of Us

[BJClinton]

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[BJClinton]

I'll take "A". That's my final answer.

[exile]

About a week before I got married, my old man said that if I married Mrs. Exile, he would disown me. I said, "You mean, I won't get the tractor?" I haven't seen them since the wedding. It's been eight good years.

The only downside is when a doctor askes if my parents are still alive. I have to say "probably".

[TexasCajun]

Where has that picture been? The best I've seen of Kerry Munster.

[llevrok]

Q: What did the boy potato ship ask the girl potato chip?

A: Frito Lay?

Q:Did you hear about Helena Rubenstein?

A:Max Factor.

[Sax]

Classy Chick no doubt! I don't even have a clue where these guys are coming from!:

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!!

Look at all the fun I am letting you have!

[r-q-tek86]

Dirty dirty boy....

another of my favorites... then back to work...

[BJClinton]

I've been cleaning that up all week, hence the "this week sucked" comment to start the OFST. What do you use for virus defense? The Zotob variants I've seen keep Norton and McAfee from updating normally.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I know what is on your mind. You are a man. You didn't have to show us!

[Sax]

[AnOldCowhand]

Was that the "I like gay porn" one?

Yeah, I think so. It's been a few years so I don't remember exactly.

[Dashing Dasher]

[najida]

Don't have a clue what they're using....we're just scrambling to get our work done between crashes.

I gathered that things with the virus programs are going like they're supposed to.....

~~sigh~~

I just keep working, crashing, repeat....

[Clemenza]

Well Darlin', just tell the motel desk clerk that you're my daughter. If you don't, I will kill your parents.

[Sax]

John Bult's Jailbait Christmas!!

[fredhead]

Seeing is Believing

[BJClinton]

Ah, so this is an office thing. Tell your office geeks to keep Windoze and virus definitions updated.

[Sax]

[JewishRighter]

Amazing likeness: the only difference is only one of them was trying to be funny.