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Pfizer Patents Premature Climax Pill For Women
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| 08/08/05
| Douglas Maher
Posted on 08/13/2005 8:43:00 PM PDT by Ellesu
Doncaster, UK (AHN) - The maker of the widely popular male impotence drug "Viagra" is now ready to tackle an issue many are not even aware of.
Premature orgasms among women is an issue that is increasingly being talked about in doctors offices across the globe and drug maker Pfizer believes it has the market cornered for a cure.
"Whilst anorgasmia and difficulties with orgasm are well-represented in the female sexual dysfunction literature, rapid orgasm - a female problem sharing components with premature ejaculation in men - is notable by its absence," says the patent from Pfizer.
The company believes that women and men do not complain about the sexual dysfunction because, "male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".
TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: betcha50bucks; climax; dynamohum; orgasm; pfizer; prematureorgasms; sex; women; youcantmakemecome
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What part of "multiple orgasm" did these people not get?
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:43:00 PM PDT
by
Ellesu
To: Ellesu
Oh I can see this is going to be interesting!
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:44:34 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Ellesu
This is a joke right? From the onion?
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:44:55 PM PDT
by
Arkie2
(No, I never voted for Bill Clinton. I don't plan on voting Republican again!)
To: Ellesu
I thought this would be from Scrappleface.
To: Ellesu
My girl friend had a multiple orgasm once, she liked it
so much she gave me a standing ovulation.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:46:40 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Ellesu
Thank goodness my girlfriend can finally get some relief!
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:47:16 PM PDT
by
corkoman
(Overhyped)
To: Ellesu
Sex sells, lotsa sex sells even better, faster.
Better, faster sex sell the best.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:48:22 PM PDT
by
Valpal1
(Crush jihadists, drive collaborators before you, hear the lamentations of their media. Allahu FUBAR!)
To: Ellesu
"Whilst anorgasmia and difficulties with orgasm are well-represented in the female sexual dysfunction literature, rapid orgasm - a female problem sharing components with premature ejaculation in men - is notable by its absence," Gee, I wonder why.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:48:42 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(Federal creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it)
To: tet68
Awwww no ! Say it so !!!
No more screamers ?!?!?!?
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:49:15 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Arkie2
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:50:12 PM PDT
by
Ellesu
To: Ellesu
"male partners often choose to take rapid orgasm as positive feedback on their skill as a lover".So much for ego.
To: Squantos
Oh yeah this is a global problem right?
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:50:20 PM PDT
by
samadams2000
(Pitchforks and Lanterns..with a smiley face!)
To: Ellesu
They can't be thinking this is a problem.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:50:27 PM PDT
by
Dust in the Wind
(I've got peace like a river. . .)
To: Ellesu
"What part of "multiple orgasm" did these people not get?"
Maybe the exhaustion from them isn't considered PC. After all it does show the man does have a use somewhere and that isn't popular.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:51:54 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
( Report every illegal alien that you meet. Call 866-347-2423, Employers use 888-464-4218)
To: Squantos
No more screamers?
At last my ears can heal, so to speak.
Not that I could hear the screams mind you,
with her holding on to them so tightly!
Wonder how long this is going to last.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:52:12 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Ellesu
I'm not sure I understand how this would be a problem.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:52:55 PM PDT
by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(Crush! Kill! Destroy the heathen!)
To: samadams2000; patton
I remember an ad in the dallas paper personals (I think patton wrote it) ....
Premature ejaculator w/ short apendage seeks fun loving females with short attention span and no depth perception.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:53:27 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: tet68
Not long after what I just posted......
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:54:03 PM PDT
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Ellesu
Why not start a website that pairs up the premature women with the premature men?
Call it "Quickies" or something.
To: Ellesu
Anybody have any phone numbers for these poor women? Perhaps I could help out. I'm willing to sacrifice myself.
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posted on
08/13/2005 8:54:21 PM PDT
by
garyhope
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