***Official Friday Silliness***

I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^ | 8/12/2005 | BJClinton

[BJClinton]

Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!

[BJClinton]

I think I turned red in the face I was so pissed. My initial reply was typical "cheese-eating-surrender-monkey" stuff, but, before posted I thought better of it, went and took a quick walk around the office. When I cam back my reply was simply "Sorry you feel that way. But the truth is, if Nazis or Islamofcsists take gay Paris again we will once again go over their and spill our blood for you freedom."

I know, it ain't silly.

[jerseyareyououtthere]

Loose: as in an "accident"?

[YankeeinOkieville]

You are... WAIT! - you're none of the Sins you're an Angel! Perfect, or close enough, and annoyingly so! Did you always behave so 'just right'. ARGHHH . You can annoy the hell outta people with your attitude, but no doubt your church is real happy with you. The positive side certainly outweighs the negative, after all, you do chores, are smart, are cute, do charity work. Least you know what a perfect saint you are. You just make the rest of us sinners vomit. Perhaps you could break the rules once in a while, go wild - Eat an extra cookie or something. However - congratulations on being the most pure, of the entire human race.

[JimWforBush]

Hans Solo, Duncan Mcleod, Bruce Willis in "Die Hard".

Ok, if that's the definition, then I'd say yes, but more like W in his hat clearing that brush type of way.

And there can be only one.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I know you pretty well. I knew I would win that one!

[najida]

Thanks
I forgot W,
the Ultimate Alpha :)

[JimWforBush]

Oops, "Lose"

[BJClinton]

I'm an Alpha Male. I like Apples. There, I said it.

[Lady Jag]

A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . . "

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"

[jerseyareyououtthere]

.....or your easy.

[Darksheare]

I'm afraid to ask.. especially in concert with post 415.

[BJClinton]

Damn, you beat me too the apples thing.

[najida]

Cool!

[Darksheare]

Do they make sure nobody knows or sees the rending?
*Hmm.. bad idea generated*

[PaulaB]

ya its hysterial...thanks for the help!!!

I think Peace has them saved on her puter

[Darksheare]

Welcome.

[JimWforBush]

.....or your easy.

I freely admit that.

[JimWforBush]

Sorry dude.

[jerseyareyououtthere]

So......where do you live?
I love conservatives!! ;o)

[DJ MacWoW]

Somehow I see you arguing with the angry apple tree in the Wizard of Oz.

He'd beat it with it's own apples!