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***Official Friday Silliness***
I need a drink and it's only 8 AM ^ | 8/12/2005 | BJClinton

Posted on 08/12/2005 6:17:15 AM PDT by BJClinton

Well, Mr. B has decided to retire from the OFST chairmanship and turned the ping list over to me. So, in keeping with our pre-weekend ritual! Let the silliness commence!







TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bigbrocks; fridaysilliness; ofst; tgif
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Comment #341 Removed by Moderator

To: najida

Why, thank you.


342 posted on 08/12/2005 11:08:26 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: JimWforBush
My friend has a 1970 Chevelle. He used to drag race it. It is smoking fast!!
343 posted on 08/12/2005 11:09:39 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: StinkyDilly

344 posted on 08/12/2005 11:10:31 AM PDT by PaulaB (Who knows? not me........)
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To: r-q-tek86

I have a G35 good.. good car


346 posted on 08/12/2005 11:11:43 AM PDT by tje
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To: PaulaB

Cute.

So I was driving to work, listening to a self-help tape on how to be calm and diplomatic when some jerk cut me off.

Of course, I reacted accordingly by screaming at him him and suggesting he go F*** himself.

That tape didn't do much good.


347 posted on 08/12/2005 11:11:57 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hot town, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty.)
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To: BJClinton

What do you call a fish with knees? (seriously juvenile joke)


348 posted on 08/12/2005 11:12:15 AM PDT by jerseyareyououtthere
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To: PaulaB


Why, thank you very much!

It takes one to know one.


349 posted on 08/12/2005 11:12:52 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage)
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To: jerseyareyououtthere

an eel. (a kneel.)


350 posted on 08/12/2005 11:13:18 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: fredhead
Is that like the skunk who went to church and sat in his own pew?

Totally!   That story caused a stink all over town.

352 posted on 08/12/2005 11:14:15 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage)
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To: jerseyareyououtthere

Knee-Mo?


353 posted on 08/12/2005 11:14:17 AM PDT by najida (Tentacles....Someone mentioned tentacles and I can't get them off my mind.)
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To: StinkyDilly

Number two best thing to say when you've been caught napping at work:

Migraine! Turn off the lights! Be quiet. I'm gonna puke. Outa my way.

Actually, you could take a nap on the floor under your desk with this excuse.


354 posted on 08/12/2005 11:14:33 AM PDT by peacebaby (Hot town, summer in the city. Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty.)
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To: BJClinton
A French dude said something to the effect of "If we're invaded by the Germans again I wouldn't want to be liberated by Americans."

I'm not sure he would have to worry.

Shalom.

355 posted on 08/12/2005 11:14:43 AM PDT by ArGee (So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
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To: peacebaby
**LOL**

I know the feeling!!!!
357 posted on 08/12/2005 11:15:34 AM PDT by PaulaB (Who knows? not me........)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

HA! That was good!
But no, it's a 2-knee fish!


359 posted on 08/12/2005 11:16:40 AM PDT by jerseyareyououtthere
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To: peacebaby
Just stand feet apart and lean over slightly, dear. Project outward. Try to hit the cheerio, OK?

Stand? Stand? If women get to go in there and sit down and take a nap during the work day, what makes you think I'm not going to demand equal treatment?

I only stand when I have something I care about to get to when I'm finished.

But I couldn't water my socks anyway. Apparently the sink has been talking with the garden hose and now they're BOTH mad at me.

Shalom.

360 posted on 08/12/2005 11:17:07 AM PDT by ArGee (So that's how liberty dies, with thunderous applause. - Padme Amidala)
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