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The 10 easiest NFL teams to hate
Fox Sports ^ | August 11, 2005 | Randy Hill

Posted on 08/11/2005 3:54:40 AM PDT by E Rocc

When the NFL finds itself in our topical crosshairs, I don't play favorites.

:snip:

That's an impressive list of castaways. But it's time to allow the true hatin' to begin:

Baltimore Ravens

The variables add up in a hurry.

Beyond the shaky details of his murder-case involvement, linebacker Ray Lewis gains points with a player-introduction dance that suggests the stun gun is a major prop in Riverdance.

Teammate Jamal Lewis has just been released from the hoosegow, which was the reward for allegedly having his cell phone used in a drug deal. The Ravens are thrilled that Jamal doesn't have a machete that some pal can borrow.

Coach Brian Billick didn't need Jamal to put the con in condescending. He can do that all by himself.

But the true measure of Raven hatred has been established by team owner Art "Runway" Modell, who dragged the franchise out of Cleveland without bothering to liberate the city of Drew Carey.

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To: Kryptonite
One of my favorites:

The Packer Fan

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh no," the guy said, "they're all at the funeral."

81 posted on 08/11/2005 11:30:19 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70

yup

sadly, I don't have cable


82 posted on 08/11/2005 11:40:03 AM PDT by Asphalt (Join my NFL ping list! FReepmail me| The best things in life aren't things)
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To: scott says

In the words of Alicia Silverstone...

WHATever!


83 posted on 08/11/2005 11:41:33 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Screw the NCAA....I am a Utah UTE fan!!!)
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To: E Rocc

Shorten the list to five, and include, Denver, Kansas City, San Diego, and the Forty Whiners and call it good.


84 posted on 08/11/2005 11:43:41 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Screw the NCAA....I am a Utah UTE fan!!!)
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To: cgk

You can't count on Westbrook to be a big yard receiver.


85 posted on 08/11/2005 11:46:45 AM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: subterfuge
1. Oakland Radahs--just move baby!

The true beauty of being a Raiders fan and a conservative is twofold:

1. You don't care what others think of you.

2. The leftist media hates you even more, and that is perfectly fine by me. (And that most of the sheeple who watch football purchase this sort of thing lock, stock, and barrell. Not unlike the average viewer of CNN)

Alas....GO RAIDERS!

86 posted on 08/11/2005 11:51:26 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Screw the NCAA....I am a Utah UTE fan!!!)
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To: DeeOhGee; MotleyGirl70
Where does he think he is? France?

Lambert Field, perhaps? Pronounced, over there, as Lam•BEAR Field, of course.


And no Coors, thank you very much....

87 posted on 08/11/2005 11:54:51 AM PDT by Watery Tart (A game that requires the constant conjuring of animosity. ~~Saint Vincent)
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To: NCC-1701
Now Dallas can get on with other business, like winning games and winning Super Bowls. A great time to start is this year.

*Snort* Better wait til next year, this is the year of the 'Skins! (might be the last year, too, if this Native American thing keeps up....)

88 posted on 08/11/2005 11:57:40 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Islam-Hastening the Second Coming..)
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To: SoothingDave
Thanks. I don't recognize any thugs on today's roster. One year does not a franchise make. You would have a hard time convincing me that Jerry Jones is a more traditionalist owner than the Rooneys. Didn't Deon Sanders play for Dallas once? A million years will pass before the Rooneys hire a showboater like that.

Oh man, I wish I had Reggie's Hobbes graphic right now! ;o)
The writer of the article discusses today's teams ... not has-beens. Sorry, Dave, but you're weaseling out of this one.

But to answer your question ... yes, Deion played for Dallas for a short time. But he was the least of their problems during that era. Yeah, he was a showboat, but he was a heck of a player at that time. You could say that Dallas had "Prime Time" during his prime.

89 posted on 08/11/2005 11:59:48 AM PDT by al_c
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To: cardinal4

"... this is the year of the 'Skins! ..."

It very well could be the year of the 'Skins! However, if history is any indicator, they WILL lose two games this year and go 14-2-0. Those two games: Monday night September 19 and Sunday December 18. Guess who the Deadskins play in those two meetings?


90 posted on 08/11/2005 12:03:08 PM PDT by NCC-1701 (ISLAM IS A CULT!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
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To: Watery Tart
Lol. I love when the Packers play at Lambert Field. Best stadium in the NFL, especially in December.

Thanks to Curly Lambert for the namesake.

91 posted on 08/11/2005 12:08:47 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Asphalt

BRONCOS??!!!!!

Okay, now I HAVE to click on the link.


92 posted on 08/11/2005 12:13:20 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: al_c
The writer of the article discusses today's teams ... not has-beens. Sorry, Dave, but you're weaseling out of this one.

I never said I agreed with the writer's focus. I think it's quite silly to discuss only present players when discussing something as traditional and emotional as favorites and anti-favorites.

But to answer your question ... yes, Deion played for Dallas for a short time. But he was the least of their problems during that era. Yeah, he was a showboat, but he was a heck of a player at that time.

He was a punk who couldn't tackle. And he was an eogtistical anti-team member. He's poison, just like TO is today.

I'm just saying some franchises like that kind of thing and others enjoy decorum and the traditional team approach.

SD

93 posted on 08/11/2005 12:14:19 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: E Rocc
I don't know why you dislike the "ratbirds" so much. Phil Savage is going to make sure that the Stains get all of the Ravens castaways. Maybe it is jealousy. At least your city got to keep your teams name and you only missed a few years of football.
94 posted on 08/11/2005 12:15:36 PM PDT by CollegeRepublican
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To: GOP_Raider
"The true beauty of being a Raiders fan and a conservative is twofold:"

Hell yeah GOP! Thats what sports is ALLL about. You stick with your team through thick and thin. When your team is down, that's okay, it just makes it that much sweeter when they get back on top baby!

95 posted on 08/11/2005 12:16:21 PM PDT by subterfuge (Obama, mo mama...er Osama-La bamba, uh, bama...banana rama...URP!---Ted Kennedy)
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To: Asphalt

Oh, that's your list.

Heretic!

hahahaah


96 posted on 08/11/2005 12:16:41 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: al_c

Well no wonder I don't like the 'Boys, there's not a GATOR on the whole team!
:^)


97 posted on 08/11/2005 12:18:18 PM PDT by subterfuge (Obama, mo mama...er Osama-La bamba, uh, bama...banana rama...URP!---Ted Kennedy)
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To: hattend
Despite the seeming end of [Davis'] musical chairs, this remains a franchise — and fan base — in denial. With the exception of the team that absorbed a Super Bowl rout in San Diego, the Raiders have been relative chumps for years.

What's my solution? Two eye patches.

hehehehehe

98 posted on 08/11/2005 12:19:14 PM PDT by hattend (Alaska....in a time warp all it's own!)
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To: Watery Tart

Well, without people who are misguided on their team choice such as yourself, how would we know who is right? LOL

Good luck this season. At least we agree about the Cowboys. :)


99 posted on 08/11/2005 12:22:48 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Skol Vikings.)
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To: CollegeRepublican
modell fully intended to steal the Browns name and records. Because he had circumvented league rules regarding franchise move approval, the league forced him to leave them in Cleveland. Actually, I would have preferred that the Irsays be forced to do likewise. Maybe Cleveland just made more of a stink than Baltimore did.

It's primarily a division rivaly like the Squealers (who I hate more) now that the modells were forced to sell. You guys lucked out there, avoiding having the intolerable David as an owner. The modells were reverse-Irsays in another way, the (step)son was way worse than the father.

By the way, did you know that when modell moved, he also switched parties from Republican to Democrat?

-Eric

100 posted on 08/11/2005 12:22:58 PM PDT by E Rocc (If we're all God's Children, what does that say about marriage?)
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