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Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun
world weekly news ^ | Jul 12 '05 (Not Previously Posted) | JENNIFER HIGHTOWER

Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase

DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.

"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.

"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.

"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......

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KEYWORDS: cary; faithandbegorrah; littlegreenmen; oirish; oirishthatcheroite; shamrocknotaplant; wheresmeluckycharms
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To: Rebelbase

LOL!


21 posted on 08/05/2005 1:52:35 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: Rebelbase

Her too?!?!?! That little green ba$tard must be stopped!!


22 posted on 08/05/2005 1:53:12 PM PDT by Millee (Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
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To: Paloma_55

In Ireland's cold....leprechaun = a frigid midget with a rigid digit


23 posted on 08/05/2005 1:54:04 PM PDT by sofaman
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To: RegulatorCountry
"He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

Simple lass shoulda had some garden shears to "trim it".

24 posted on 08/05/2005 1:54:05 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
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To: Rebelbase

Ply her with drink? Y'a don't say?

25 posted on 08/05/2005 1:54:52 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: lexington minuteman 1775
What's the little bugger going to whack with that spoon?

Maybe Bridget's "perfectly rounded fanny".

I guess leprechauns can be sadists too.

26 posted on 08/05/2005 1:55:42 PM PDT by Mister_Diddy_Wa_Diddy
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To: PatrickHenry

LOL! There's a whole ping list for that?!?


27 posted on 08/05/2005 1:55:49 PM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: Rebelbase

28 posted on 08/05/2005 1:56:27 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Rebelbase

"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

This is rich!...no comment needed...BAWAHHAHAHHAHA!


29 posted on 08/05/2005 1:56:34 PM PDT by RoseofTexas (I)
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To: Rebelbase

Lorana O'Bobbit call the pub would ya?


30 posted on 08/05/2005 1:57:41 PM PDT by Rippin
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher; teenyelliott
'Comon guys...this is right up your alley!

LOL!

31 posted on 08/05/2005 1:58:02 PM PDT by MamaTexan ( The only difference between a DRUG and a MEDICATION is government approval)
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To: Slings and Arrows; writer33; Zacs Mom; Kenny Bunk

ping


32 posted on 08/05/2005 1:58:27 PM PDT by bitt ('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

I thought St. Patrick took care of these buggers.


33 posted on 08/05/2005 1:58:35 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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To: martin_fierro

ISH PING


34 posted on 08/05/2005 1:58:57 PM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: Rebelbase

"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......"

I'm part Leprechaun. Does she want to meet me?


35 posted on 08/05/2005 2:01:00 PM PDT by ZULU (Fear the government which fears your guns. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
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To: PatrickHenry
"Raped By A Leprechaun" Ping List

This is not a high-volume list, I take it?

36 posted on 08/05/2005 2:01:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: Rebelbase

First off, it warn't his shamrock. 'Twas the wee man's shalaylee....


37 posted on 08/05/2005 2:01:27 PM PDT by freebilly (Go Manitowoc Bandits!)
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To: Rebelbase; pissant

38 posted on 08/05/2005 2:01:31 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Islam is not a religion, but rather a means of world conquest" - ALAN BURKHART.COM)
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To: Rebelbase

Deja vu - In the movie Serpico, which I first saw the other night, a Jewish police officer says that when he first joined the New York police force, the rule was that "you'd better have an uncircumcised shamrock hanging between your legs".

Maybe this is a common Irish usage.


39 posted on 08/05/2005 2:01:34 PM PDT by wideminded
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Happygal

Begorragh bejaysus ping!


40 posted on 08/05/2005 2:02:03 PM PDT by Colosis (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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