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Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun
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| Jul 12 '05 (Not Previously Posted)
| JENNIFER HIGHTOWER
Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
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KEYWORDS: cary; faithandbegorrah; littlegreenmen; oirish; oirishthatcheroite; shamrocknotaplant; wheresmeluckycharms
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To: Rebelbase
21
posted on
08/05/2005 1:52:35 PM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Rebelbase
Her too?!?!?! That little green ba$tard must be stopped!!
22
posted on
08/05/2005 1:53:12 PM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: Paloma_55
In Ireland's cold....leprechaun = a frigid midget with a rigid digit
23
posted on
08/05/2005 1:54:04 PM PDT
by
sofaman
To: RegulatorCountry
"He got me drunk and slipped me
his little green shamrock."
Simple lass shoulda had some garden shears to "trim it".
24
posted on
08/05/2005 1:54:05 PM PDT
by
ExcursionGuy84
("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
To: Rebelbase
Ply her with drink? Y'a don't say?
To: lexington minuteman 1775
What's the little bugger going to whack with that spoon?Maybe Bridget's "perfectly rounded fanny".
I guess leprechauns can be sadists too.
To: PatrickHenry
LOL! There's a whole ping list for that?!?
To: Rebelbase
28
posted on
08/05/2005 1:56:27 PM PDT
by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: Rebelbase
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
This is rich!...no comment needed...BAWAHHAHAHHAHA!
To: Rebelbase
Lorana O'Bobbit call the pub would ya?
30
posted on
08/05/2005 1:57:41 PM PDT
by
Rippin
To: pissant; Dashing Dasher; teenyelliott
'Comon guys...this is right up your alley!
LOL!
31
posted on
08/05/2005 1:58:02 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
( The only difference between a DRUG and a MEDICATION is government approval)
To: Slings and Arrows; writer33; Zacs Mom; Kenny Bunk
32
posted on
08/05/2005 1:58:27 PM PDT
by
bitt
('We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing.' Victor Davis Hanson)
To: ExcursionGuy84
I thought St. Patrick took care of these buggers.
To: martin_fierro
34
posted on
08/05/2005 1:58:57 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
To: Rebelbase
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......"
I'm part Leprechaun. Does she want to meet me?
35
posted on
08/05/2005 2:01:00 PM PDT
by
ZULU
(Fear the government which fears your guns. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
To: PatrickHenry
"Raped By A Leprechaun" Ping List This is not a high-volume list, I take it?
36
posted on
08/05/2005 2:01:01 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
To: Rebelbase
First off, it warn't his shamrock. 'Twas the wee man's shalaylee....
37
posted on
08/05/2005 2:01:27 PM PDT
by
freebilly
(Go Manitowoc Bandits!)
To: Rebelbase; pissant
38
posted on
08/05/2005 2:01:31 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
("Islam is not a religion, but rather a means of world conquest" - ALAN BURKHART.COM)
To: Rebelbase
Deja vu - In the movie Serpico, which I first saw the other night, a Jewish police officer says that when he first joined the New York police force, the rule was that "you'd better have an uncircumcised shamrock hanging between your legs".
Maybe this is a common Irish usage.
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Happygal
40
posted on
08/05/2005 2:02:03 PM PDT
by
Colosis
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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