Big John, Big Bad John

BOBTHENAILER

[BOBTHENAILER]

Big John, Big John
Big Bad John

To be sung to the tune of Jimmy Dean's classic county tune.

Ev'ry mornin' at the UN you could see him arrive
He stood five foot nine and weighed one sixty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Chrissy Dodd sures hates now that John’s at home
He was recessed into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.

Kennedy said he came from dept of State
Where he got in a fight over a Terror Slate
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Liberal staffer to the Promised Land-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Then came the day at the corrupt UN
When a scandal cracked and men started cryin'
The scum were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John

Through the crime and corruption of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that diploRATS knew well
Grabbed a saggin' group that, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
A diploRAT yelled out "There's a light up above "
And a thousand scum scrambled from a would-be cell
Now there's only one left down there to tell-Big John

With lawyers and subpoenas they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that place
Everybody knew it was the end of the race for Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this place lies a hell of man, Big John
(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
FADE (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)

[PhilDragoo]

[BOBTHENAILER]

Another perfect addition to the thread.........

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Geez, he's not a very big Guy. I thought he was a real bully, you need to be big to really be good at being a bully.

I am bigger than him, why are Dodd and Kennedy so scared of him?

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

That gun changes my whole picture of him.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Do you mean this?

Keyword: bolton

Done!!!

I am not a mod...

[BOBTHENAILER]

Yes, but I didn't no how to do it.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Know for no.

Thanks, it's now over there.

[ken5050]

kudos....nice job..

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Just click where it says "click to add keyword, you will see a screen pop up, then type in your desired keyword , hit enter and Magically that article gets added to the keyword list.....a very useful facility built into the system by another Big Bad john, John Robinson that is!!!

[BOBTHENAILER]

by another Big Bad john, John Robinson that is!!!

Thanks for helping this computer dummy.

[BOBTHENAILER]

It's all your fault. LOL

[ken5050]

Did you send Doug the midi?

[BOBTHENAILER]

I pinged Doug, but don't know what a midi is.

[ken5050]

ABOUT 6 INCHES LONGER THAN A MINI.....(LOL)..It's the digitized file of the tune..I thought you said you had it burned on a CD..

[BOBTHENAILER]

I have Dean's original on a CD. I'll see if I can figure out how to send it to him.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

We need an education course around here....LOL!!!

[Smartass]

THANKS FOR     THE PING

[Grampa Dave]

Cox and Forkum are great cartoonists.

[potlatch]

He's gonna be a 'bolt out of the blue'!