The Single Freeper Intro Service (Shameless Vanity)

The Impending Marriage of Cyborg and Petronski | 22 July 2005 | Army Air Corps

[Army Air Corps]

Last night, many of us read the thread wherein Petronski announced his coming marriage to madame Cyborg. (Check DRUDGE: Unnamed Senior White House source: Cyborg and Petronski to be married...). During the course of the Cyborg-Petronski Thread, the subject of a Free Republic feature wherein single Freepers can meet their fellow conservatives.

I have a simple proposition. We could start a regular thread akin to the Freeper Canteen. Such a regular thread could serve as an opportunity for single Freepers to engage in Virtual Mingling. Also, any Freepers who have single, conservative offspring would be welcome to participate so as to arrange for introductions for their kids.

Special note to Jim: Just think of how many conservative would not have met fellow right-minded folks had it not been for FR! Cyborg and Petronski owe you one.

[Army Air Corps]

Yer just trying' to give me nightmares, aren't ya.

[sweetliberty]

" In regards to your list, will 7 out of 10 get me a passing grade?"

I reckon that depends on which list.

[Cultural Jihad]

It could be effective.

"Hey, babe, let's do it for Uncle Tancredo, and show those brown Untermenschen that they are not welcome! They're stealing our jobs, so drop your panties for me. They're destroying our culture, so show me your boobies!"

[sonofatpatcher2]

Well... If I go by your list for 52 & 62, will 14 out of 20 do?

[sweetliberty]

LOL!

[ValerieUSA]

How am I gonna catch up on this crazy thread?
Sheeesh ... go out on a dinner date and get left behind on the singles thread...

[Army Air Corps]

ROFLMAO!

That is funny right there; I don't care who you are!

[Happygal]

You looking for a date? *LOL*

[sonofatpatcher2]

Well, as Bender told, I do bathe, shave and belch once a month whether I need it or not.

Son doesn't scare small children, they scare him!

Well, I don't want them grabbing my quadcane!

Haaa ha! He only snores lightly when he is awake... Hee hee! And he likes soft food 'cause he lost his uppers last year in an all night poker game. Harrr harrr har!

How was I to know that fella was holding a full house?

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!

Sick - but FUNNY!!!

[Army Air Corps]

*Chortle*

If you rephrase by saying, "Hey sailor, wanna read Milton Friedman by the candle light?" Then we'll talk... :-)

[Chieftain]

Single FReeper thread here!! Better get your name on this guy's ping list!

[sweetliberty]

TERMINOLOGY USED IN PERSONAL ADS
The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:
THE ADS FROM WOMEN

40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic................ Flat-chested
Average looking......... Ugly
Beautiful............... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin
Educated................ College dropout
Emotionally Secure...... Medicated
Feminist................ Fat; ball buster
Free spirit............. Substance user
Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun..................... Annoying
Gentle.................. Comatose
Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic
Heath Care Professional.. Hillary Clinton
New-Age................. All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded............. Desperate
Outgoing................ Loud
Passionate.............. Loud
Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional............ Real Witch
Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat
Romantic................ Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous.............. Very Fat
Weight proportional to height.................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking
Widow................... Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart.......... Toothless crone

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THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST

40-ish.................. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking......... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun..................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking............ Arrogant
Honest.................. Pathological Liar
Huggable................ Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle.......... Insecure, overly dependent
Mature.................. Until you get to know him
Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit.......... I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet.................... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual............... Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable.................. Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful.............. Says "Please" when demanding a beer

[Happygal]

Oh hell no!

Read by candlelight? Wanna burn the house down? Find the damn corkscrew and turn up the lava lamp! *LOL*

[scott7278]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

You go out on a dinner date and then come to this thread???

:)

[Army Air Corps]

Oh man, those are a riot!

[RandallFlagg]

I don't know.
Should I?
What the heck!

Will Whiskers and Spot notice when their humans get frisky?

heh-heh!

[scott7278]

It could be effective.

"Hey, babe, let's do it for Uncle Tancredo, and show those brown Untermenschen that they are not welcome! They're stealing our jobs, so drop your panties for me. They're destroying our culture, so show me your boobies!"

LOL! Let me know how that goes.

[Army Air Corps]

Lava lamp! Cool, I'll bring my beads and wear a dashiki...

[Happygal]

No Petuoli oil though. Don't want to sneeze at an inopportune moment!