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Quarterback Sneak (Man impersonates Steelers QB to get dates)
SI.com ^ | July 15, 2005 | AP

Posted on 07/18/2005 1:10:15 PM PDT by E Rocc

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Police have flagged a man for an illegal quarterback sneak.

Authorities said Brian Jackson, 31, dated two women by pretending to be Pittsburgh Steelers quarterbacks Ben Roethlisberger and Brian St. Pierre.

Jackson, arrested Friday, was charged with harassment for allegedly continuing to contact both women after they learned of the ruses. He was also charged with criminal mischief for allegedly ruining a Steelers jersey owned by one of the women's neighbors when he signed his worthless rendition of Roethlisberger's autograph on it. The jersey was worth $75 before it was signed, police said.

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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: fat31yearold; jagoff; poser; poseur; steelersfans
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
If some clown walked up to me with a faggy French name like that, I would politely ask him, "Shouldn't you be somewhere surrendering, or do I have to kick your ass?"

I'd recommend you stay away from hockey venues. ;-)

SD

21 posted on 07/18/2005 1:39:36 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: martin_fierro
"No, really! I AM Donovan McNabb!"

LOL. I think he could do a passable "Jared from Subway ads." Hey babe, wanna grab a hoagie?

SD

22 posted on 07/18/2005 1:40:47 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

I was in a fan brawl in a hockey arena once when I was 18. I am all for kicking some French guys ass.


23 posted on 07/18/2005 1:40:56 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: E Rocc

I am Spartacus.


24 posted on 07/18/2005 1:48:53 PM PDT by staytrue
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To: martin_fierro
Like I say, that bar must've been dark/those chicks must've been stupid drunk.
True enough...the really funny part was the guy having him sign the jersey.

-Eric

25 posted on 07/18/2005 1:53:45 PM PDT by E Rocc (Anyone who thinks Bush-bashing is banned on FR has never read a Middle East thread >:))
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To: E Rocc
This story is just shocking!!!

I have NEVER heard of a guy lying to get a date. What is this world coming to.

But what were these chicks thinking? The guy has a retard hair cut.




disclaimer: no actual retards were injured during the typing of this post

26 posted on 07/18/2005 2:01:41 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: E Rocc

I think he's had too many roethlisburgers.


27 posted on 07/18/2005 3:31:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (QB snack.)
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To: E Rocc; Dashing Dasher

So, ..did it work? Do I look like a QB?


28 posted on 07/18/2005 4:09:20 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: martin_fierro
You're too much, mate...just put some beer up my nose, drat you!
29 posted on 07/19/2005 12:05:26 AM PDT by SAJ
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