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Quarterback Sneak (Man impersonates Steelers QB to get dates)
SI.com ^
| July 15, 2005
| AP
Posted on 07/18/2005 1:10:15 PM PDT by E Rocc
PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Police have flagged a man for an illegal quarterback sneak.
Authorities said Brian Jackson, 31, dated two women by pretending to be Pittsburgh Steelers quarterbacks Ben Roethlisberger and Brian St. Pierre.
Jackson, arrested Friday, was charged with harassment for allegedly continuing to contact both women after they learned of the ruses. He was also charged with criminal mischief for allegedly ruining a Steelers jersey owned by one of the women's neighbors when he signed his worthless rendition of Roethlisberger's autograph on it. The jersey was worth $75 before it was signed, police said.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: fat31yearold; jagoff; poser; poseur; steelersfans
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Oh yeah, he looks like an NFL QB in his early 20s....LOL
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:10:20 PM PDT
by
E Rocc
To: E Rocc
I know his nickname is Big Ben, but that dude is taking it too far.
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:11:37 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: E Rocc
What was the wattage of the two women he dated?
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:12:08 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
To: dubyaismypresident; WolfsView; rdb3; brownsfan; Bikers4Bush; MikeinIraq; Petronski; ...
Say what you will about Browns fans, I don't see this guy passing for Dilfer, or even Charlie Frye.
The jersey signing part is epic....the guy had the shirt and still fell for it.
-Eric
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:13:51 PM PDT
by
E Rocc
(Anyone who thinks Bush-bashing is banned on FR has never read a Middle East thread >:))
To: My2Cents
To: E Rocc
that dolt doesnt even look like Rothlisenbergamanistanasdfadsgaehnarejerjt....
To: E Rocc
Perfectly natural mistake. They could be twins.
To: E Rocc
Umm, yeah. Ol' Ben's really let himself go in the offseason. LOL.
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:18:58 PM PDT
by
general_re
("Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith, but in doubt." - Reinhold Niebuhr)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
"...I know his nickname is Big Ben, but that dude is taking it too far...."
Training camp will take care of that problem.
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:21:17 PM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ISLAM IS A CULT!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
To: NCC-1701
I guess if you are going to impersonate a quarterback, you should like one.
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:24:05 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Does this clown even resemble ANYONE on the Steeler roster? Perhaps the tackling dummy. Talk about being delusional.
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:27:25 PM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ISLAM IS A CULT!!!!! IT MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH.)
To: E Rocc
You'd figure they would know he wasn't Roethlisberger because he wasn't choking. Heh.
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:28:10 PM PDT
by
gdani
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
How many women are impressed with "Hi, I'm Brian St. Pierre"?
SD
To: SoothingDave; Owl_Eagle
How many women are impressed with "Hi, I'm Brian St. Pierre"? Not this one. That name sounds too faggy French for me not to laugh at him.
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:31:33 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: E Rocc
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Not many people know this, but St. Pierre is the patron saint of runny cheese.
SD
To: martin_fierro
Like I say, that bar must've been dark/those chicks must've been stupid drunk. He looks more like St. Pierre than he does like Ben. But that's not saying much. I always thought if I had any type of athletic build, I could go to Latrobe during camp and pick up gullible women.
SD
To: E Rocc
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:36:38 PM PDT
by
Buck W.
(Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
To: SoothingDave; Owl_Eagle
If some clown walked up to me with a faggy French name like that, I would politely ask him, "Shouldn't you be somewhere surrendering, or do I have to kick your ass?"
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posted on
07/18/2005 1:37:48 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: SoothingDave; E Rocc
"No, really! I AM Donovan McNabb!"
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