Posted on 07/12/2005 1:31:56 PM PDT by jb6
JACKSONVILLE, Ark. - Three strippers and two nightclub managers have been arrested for allegedly spanking a Bald Knob trucker at his 31st birthday bash and severely bruising his backside.
After his friends paid $25, Keith Lowery was handcuffed and spanked with a 3-foot-long paddle and a belt while one of the strippers restrained his head with her legs, investigators with the Pulaski County Sheriff's Office said.
Kelly Eslick, 21, a stripper at Sensations nightclub in Jacksonville, northeast of Little Rock, admitted to police that she used a paddle drilled with holes for less air resistance while the two other dancers, Lisa Nolen, 23, and Charlene Smith, 23, used the belt.
The three women were charged with misdemeanor battery, and they and two other club employees - James Daugherty, 31, and Dena Mitchell, 30 - were charged with participating in an obscene performance at a live public show, a felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison.
Daugherty had planned to have patrons sign a waiver releasing the club from liability, but investigators said the club has agreed to discontinue all spankings. All five club employees were arraigned Friday, then released after receiving an Aug. 4 court date in Pulaski County District Court.
There's just so many jokes here I don't know where to start.... but "Bald Knob" trucker? (snicker)
Isn't this one of Bill Clinton's old hangouts?
"spanking a Bald Knob trucker"
That's all I'm saying.............
Any pictures of these...criminals?
What a baby! Now he's ruined it for the rest of us. So he got a few bruises. This puss should just stay home. Don't go into a strip club expecting to find upstanding citizens.
Um...I think I'll just shut up before I say something I'll regret here...
He had a Bald Knob???
Always happens when strippers spank me.........
What a poor excuse for masochist this trucker is.
Ya just can't make this stuff up.....
Is it against the rules to make a serious reply? :)
Why is this the government's business any more than professional wrestling or boxing or any other kind of consensual contact that would be illegal if it were not consensual?
I can see a government interest if the trucker didn't agree to be spanked or didn't sign the waiver or if minors were involved but I just don't see it here.... feel free to resume your bald knob jokes.
that said Bald KnoB. hehe hehe hehe
Here's an opportunity for an entrepreneur. An on-line subsidiary to a website with the word "Free" in it's title could offer a "Free" onlne permission slip. When this slip is executed it would be a legal document, (like a living will) and provide for this type of service!!!
It's been done.... sometimes free; sometimes not free; sometimes on stage. :)
(psst) ...are we talkin' about FREEPERmission? Dose Jim Robinson know? Heck I'd spend a nickle for this FREEPer service!
Dude I was afraid to post that much....
I did a quick google search and couldn't believe the "permission slips" I found. The tamest thing was an online temporary marriage to "justify" "relations" that had a place to enter your partner's species. Darned if I'm gonna bother JR about THAT. :)
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