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PET PEEVES - Fun/Humor
Self | 7/12/05 | Me

Posted on 07/12/2005 12:53:31 PM PDT by RockinRight

OK Freepers. What are some of your pet peeves? Political, or otherwise??


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: annoyances; humor; peeves
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To: CJ Wolf
Consider yourself beat up.

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301 posted on 07/13/2005 8:09:46 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.... -William Shakespeare)
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To: feinswinesuksass

Cristy Lane


302 posted on 07/13/2005 8:26:45 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
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To: All

People who say "one in the same." It's one AND the same!!

People who write "should of" or "could of." It really makes me grit my teeth when someone writes "I should of went."

People who brag about how brilliant, beautiful and special their children are. They think all conversations should consist of them talking about their kids, while everyone else listens raptly.

Women who are obsessed with weight and dieting. They think they are experts about diet and exercise and they tell everyone else what to do. They obsess over every morsel they put into their mouths. They're always on some new diet, then going off it. These women NEVER lose weight; if anything, they just get fatter and fatter.

People who use an apostrophe and an "s" to show plural. ("I bought some banana's on sale at the grocery store.") I know teachers who do this. ENGLISH teachers!

The placement of ATM machines in grocery stores. Placing the ATM machine to the cashier's left means that the cashier will start scanning my groceries, and I cannot get to the ATM machine until the slowpoke customer in front of me finally finishes counting and putting away her change, pocketing her receipt, etc. By the time I get to the ATM, my groceries are all scanned. Now the cashier and everyone in line behind me must wait while I scan my ATM card, put in my PIN, etc. It seems awfully inefficient. If the ATM machine were to be placed to the cashier's right instead, I could be swiping my card and putting in my PIN while my groceries were being scanned.

The lines at McDonald's restaurants. For some reason, they have a separate line for each cashier. If you get stuck with a slow cashier or a slowpoke customer in front of you, you could still be standing in line while customers in other lines are getting waited on, obtaining their food, and sitting down. Why doesn't McDonald's have one long continuous line, like banks and post offices have?

"Press 1 for English." Aaargggh!


303 posted on 07/13/2005 8:36:52 AM PDT by Nea Wood (A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children. Proverbs 13:22)
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To: Nea Wood
people who act like they know everything about everything and will give you advice on it, even though you tell them to stop and they have no knowledge of what it is they are talking about

liars

thieves

friends who are all three

I'll think of others... just let me think...
304 posted on 07/13/2005 11:31:17 AM PDT by Attredies
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To: Lazamataz
Tavis Smiley pisses me off.

The blond from Clean Sweep?

305 posted on 07/13/2005 12:39:48 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Warning: May bite)
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To: RockinRight

Like when they pronounce it "Warshington"?


306 posted on 07/13/2005 11:11:23 PM PDT by irishtenor (Did I say something wrong? Or just intolerant?)
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To: SandyInSeattle
People who leave their grocery carts in the middle of the parking lot, when the cart parking area is twenty feet away.

Reconsider this peeve. Moms like me who put our babies into the carseat from the shopping cart are NOT going to walk our carts to the cart park and leave our babies in the car. I lived in a country where you had to pay a $2 deposit to get the cart out and only got it back when you brought the cart back to the store, and I lost $2 rather than leave my child in the car.

307 posted on 07/13/2005 11:52:01 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Nea Wood

***"Press 1 for English." Aaargggh!***

I hate this also. However, one time I called an establishment and the machine said... and I kid you not... "For faster service, press 1"... no other options, nothing.


308 posted on 07/14/2005 12:13:11 AM PDT by irishtenor (Did I say something wrong? Or just intolerant?)
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To: RockinRight
Using apostrophes on plurals. (Example: Using apostrophe's on plurals.) Wrong, wrong, wrong but I see it all the time.

The incorrectly used double negative "irregardless."

"Anyways" instead of "anyway."

Guys who resort to calling women "babe" or "sweetheart" when they've been defeated in a discussion or argument. They don't realize that while they're trying to diminish the woman, they are only diminishing themselves.

309 posted on 07/14/2005 12:19:46 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Larry Lucido
I hate vanities and the people who reply to them!!!!!

And grouchy people!

I hate people who hate grouchy people.

;-)

310 posted on 07/14/2005 12:22:29 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Nea Wood
People who use an apostrophe and an "s" to show plural. ("I bought some banana's on sale at the grocery store.") I know teachers who do this. ENGLISH teachers!

I reinforced that one for you on Post #309.

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

311 posted on 07/14/2005 12:23:55 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: CONSERVE
People who use the pronoun "that" in reference to people.

IE: "People that use the pronoun..."
"All of those that forgot their bathing suits can swim nude."
"If you marry someone that wets his bed, you may always end up sleeping on the wet spot."

SEE HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS???

PEOPLE = who/whom/whose

312 posted on 07/14/2005 12:26:08 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Antonello

Your ex-wife? She's not supposed to be your "pet" anything anymore!

;-)


313 posted on 07/14/2005 12:26:52 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Antonello

BTW: Some of us have more pets than others: Some of us have a whole PACK of pets! LOL


314 posted on 07/14/2005 12:27:36 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: RockinRight

Self-styled "Christians".

Bushbots/(R)bots.

Those are the worst. My other pet peeves are minor in comparison. :-)


315 posted on 07/14/2005 12:32:01 AM PDT by k2blader (Was it wrong to kill Terri Shiavo? YES - 83.8%. FR Opinion Poll.)
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To: RockinRight
My pet peeve is when someone claims there is no R in sheRbet.
316 posted on 07/14/2005 12:50:54 AM PDT by PeoplesRepublicOfWashington (Washington State--Land of Court-approved Voting Fraud.)
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To: Allegra

Don't forget adults who say "Valentimes", "Libary" and "Samwhich" or my favorite "I could care less" instead of "couldn't"...


317 posted on 07/14/2005 1:20:54 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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To: wazoo1031
Don't forget adults who say "Valentimes", "Libary" and "Samwhich" or my favorite "I could care less" instead of "couldn't"...

And "pacifically" instead of "specifically."

And "For all intensive purposes." Who came up with that one?

318 posted on 07/14/2005 1:32:05 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: wazoo1031
Oh...and one of my co-workers is always mentioning the "provinences" in which we have projects. Such as "Anbar Provinence."

No matter how many times I say "province" in response, she insists on saying "provinence." Drives me up the wall.

319 posted on 07/14/2005 1:35:27 AM PDT by Allegra (On the Rocks With Salt, Please...)
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To: Allegra

Remember "Pachisi"? :>)


320 posted on 07/14/2005 1:38:55 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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