The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.
The tiny dog has no hair, except for a yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck.
He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.
''People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad,'' she said. ''I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine.''
A pedigreed. Imagine if he was a mongrel.
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Dang! That thing looks like they just unearthed it from the Ruins of Pompeii...
2 posted on
07/12/2005 8:36:09 AM PDT by
Hatteras
To: N. Theknow
That is definitely one ugly dog.
3 posted on
07/12/2005 8:36:17 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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That ain't a dog ! That's a gremlin.
4 posted on
07/12/2005 8:38:04 AM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(*"Justice" is French for Getting Screwed By Liberals*)
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5 posted on
07/12/2005 8:45:52 AM PDT by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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6 posted on
07/12/2005 8:46:37 AM PDT by
madtier1
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Thats the most hideous dog I have ever seen..
I expect its head to start spinning and ejecting green vomit.
Someone needs to put it out of its misery.
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What do they feed him, raw sewage?
8 posted on
07/12/2005 8:48:23 AM PDT by
SMARTY
("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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Pick of the litter?.......
9 posted on
07/12/2005 8:50:28 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(The Army makes the world safe for democracy. The Marines make the world safe for the Army.....)
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...poor thing, to look like Hillary Klintoon, all its short life...prettier than Helen Thomas, too. :D
10 posted on
07/12/2005 8:51:09 AM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. Let's leave Teddy Kennedy out of this.
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Shoulda' named him 'Lucky'; he's blind.
14 posted on
07/12/2005 8:53:44 AM PDT by
elli1
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Dats not an ugly dog. Now, dis is an ugly dog!
Seriously, I saw that dog-thing on TV the other night and it also makes a hideous growl-whine-snarl when the owner plays with it. Truly hideous. The dog, I mean.
16 posted on
07/12/2005 8:58:06 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(I just want to celebrate another day of living. IJWTcelebrate another day of life. - Rare Earth)
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My entry!
18 posted on
07/12/2005 9:04:14 AM PDT by
Niteranger68
("Spare the rod, spoil the liberal.")
To: Xenalyte; Hap; Allegra; humblegunner
You guys have GOT to check this out.
20 posted on
07/12/2005 9:08:21 AM PDT by
Bacon Man
(Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.)
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Now THAT is one ugly dog.(But still better than a cat any day.)
21 posted on
07/12/2005 9:09:29 AM PDT by
NewJerseyJoe
(Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
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Go
here and click on “tiny dog” to watch a two minute video of Sam in action.
22 posted on
07/12/2005 9:18:25 AM PDT by
ZGuy
To: Dashing Dasher; HangFire; pissant; dead; AnnaZ
This pooch is in desperate need of a makeover.
23 posted on
07/12/2005 9:22:56 AM PDT by
Feiny
(I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
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Great googlymoogly! Whatinellizzat? You ain't a-gonna tell me that thing's alive...
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I'd kiss him. Even an ugly dog needs love.
30 posted on
07/12/2005 10:03:09 AM PDT by
Ditter
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