Posted on 06/27/2005 10:25:35 PM PDT by martin_fierro
BUTT SERIOUSLY By ORLA HEALY June 27, 2005 PEEK-A-BOO g-strings - divine! Runaway bra-straps - sexy! Lumps of puckered lard cascading over the chafing waistbands of skin-tight skirts - absolutely fabulous! Whether it's thunder thighs bursting out of keister-cupping shorts, blubbery bellies drooping over belt lines or deflated bosoms languishing under form-fitting tops - New York is boldly redefining its celebrated status as the nation's fashion capital. The carb-friendly look that's spreading like a pair of child-bearing hips across the city lends itself to creative interpretation, as you'll see in our investigation on the following pages. Never mind that pesky habit of keeping your flesh in check - just sausage that body into the smallest item of clothing you can find. And don't be afraid to wear a skirt as a shirt, or even doff a cardigan backwards. Wanna get in on the fashion fun? It's easy. Just remember, if it's two sizes too small .
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
"Exploding biscuits" is a term I once heard used to describe a person who wears those tight low-cut pants, tight too-short tops, together which force the tummy and back into an overaccentuated pinched form that all together looks like a can of biscuits when one first pops it open. Skinny people get that look, too, because it is just awful fashion that contrasts with, instead of compliments and utilizes, the natural human form.
The problem isn't size, but rather the poor presentation.
'Day be on a roll!
Next time please do. I've started doing that with those idiots mall teens who still wear those falling down pants.
I'm just in one of those moods. *grin*
Excellent subject
Thanks for the clarification on that... makes sense now (LOL) I am all for "complete fat coverage", meaning that c'mon ladies, we KNOW what our flaws are... why flaunt them? Only makes us look stoopid. (Spelling error intentional)
I'll keep my biscuits covered, too... but can I at least show off my melons?
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Hmmm, I better be clear, that was simply an exclamation mark (since I have no idea if it has another meaning in internet symbolism these days!)
I think your right on that point......chuckle....youth's a blast but it don't last........
Yes, but why not post the link to the entire collection? Not sure I can get the "href" correct (we attended a "faculty seminar" earlier this evening that involved copious amounts of Shiner Bock), but here's the URL: http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50507
Copy and paste, ya'll. It's late.
Yes, but why not post the link to the entire collection? Not sure I can get the "href" correct (we attended a "faculty seminar" earlier this evening that involved copious amounts of Shiner Bock), but here's the URL: http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50507
Copy and paste, ya'll. It's late.
Oh, my GAWD.
(Nice treasure trail there.)
And the second rule of Fight Crack is you do NOT TALK about Fight Crack.
And how does one bring that up gracefully? (My nieces are young yet, so I have maybe a decade to get good at telling them not to have the exploded-biscuit-can look.)
See, I'm with you. If I had goods like those, I'd advertise 'em everywhere.
Plus, she's drop-dead gorgeous, and what there is of that gown is to DIE for.
Just before Christmas, I was in the Salt Lake City airport waiting for my fiance's family to arrive.
There was a lad in his teens (accompanied by adults who seemed parental) whose pants, I swear, were that low. If he hadn't had underwear on, I would have seen, um, well, that.
I was actually sneaking up to him to wedgie him (yes, in front of his parents) when the fiance's family showed up.
I can't wait for the next style to take over! The high school girls wear this stuff to school. They don't care how fit their bodies are: They all wear clothes which only look good in the world's 8 top models.
Besides, the black skirt and tight, short colored top are getting pretty boring.
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