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Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
Fierce Allegiance poses ---->
"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain." 
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?" 
Some people are like Slinkies...
Not really good for anything,
But they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down a flight of stairs
Flirting with Dasher Sign-up Sheet....
1. JimWforBush
2.
I was real exited with that site until I started looking at the pictures of those people. Lots of real winners there. I think I will remain a closet Intellivision fan.
Aw... who will know? It's not like we're leaving a "paper trail" in a public discussion forum or anyth... hmm... never mind.
Dasher..Maybe you should explain to JimW what he'll need to endure to make it on the "list" LOL
Hey!
That's MY line!.....LOL!
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy liquor, tobacco and candy at the front.
Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that physicians and dentists call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Since flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
DOH!! I'm blonde, What's you excuse?
The will all find out in due good time.
My excuse? I'm flirting with a pretty blonde. Do you think any blood is getting to my brain?
The REALLY funny part is she thinks she's sexy.
The REALLY sad part is that there are men out there that agree.
Eeeewwwww!
:Ahem: TV "remote" :P
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