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***OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
TheBigB
Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
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"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain."
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?"
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: boring; fridayfun; meanpeoplehere; sillynotskanky
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To: LongElegantLegs
Doesn't have the same ring as a Lasie episode, does it.
241
posted on
06/24/2005 8:03:14 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(Never underestimate stupid people in large groups.)
To: BJClinton
He's quite handsome - but I'm not desperate enough to do dogs yet.
242
posted on
06/24/2005 8:04:01 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Izzy Dunne
243
posted on
06/24/2005 8:04:28 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: TexasCajun
Is there a geographical distinction or just personal preference for the terms used to describe the remote A poll: "CLICKER" or "FLIPPER" THE COM.
244
posted on
06/24/2005 8:04:33 AM PDT
by
AnOldCowhand
(The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her - Charles Russell)
To: Darksheare
Torn a few knee ligaments in my day as well. I know where you are coming from there. Also herniated a disk in my lower back while drunk. Not fun.
245
posted on
06/24/2005 8:04:35 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: najida
That's not a live person; That's a...
PAYPAL POD PERSON!!!
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Wanna have some fun? Handcuff yourself to furniture, explaining to the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
If you do it on lawn furniture in your front yard, aim your hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
To: Dashing Dasher
Well,
It can't be 'fixed'.
They can't do a thing to help me, so I'm going to be in a REALLY big hole as of Monday morning. This was the last 'effin' thing I needed today.
I'm going to go take a walk.
248
posted on
06/24/2005 8:06:18 AM PDT
by
najida
(Once upon a time, there were three little Freepers---)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Oh you saucy flirt!! I'm a little slow before the rum kicks in... is that a "yes" or a "no"?
249
posted on
06/24/2005 8:06:21 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: najida
It's just money.
At least you've got friends.
;-)
250
posted on
06/24/2005 8:07:04 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: najida
Congrats! Count your blessings you don't have to discuss security and billing scripting technical problems.
251
posted on
06/24/2005 8:07:24 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
("Maybe his mother loved him, but I've never met anybody who does." - VP Cheney re: Howard Dean)
To: TheBigB
Texas Prayer
Bless this house, oh Lord, we cry,
Please keep it cool in mid-July
Bless the walls where termites dine
While ants and roaches march in time.
Bless our yard where spiders pass
Fire ant castles in the grass
Bless the garage, a home to please
Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas.
Bless the love bugs, two by two
The gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.
Millions of creatures that fly or crawl,
In Texas, Lord, You've put them all!
But this is home, and here we'll stay,
So thank you Lord for INSECT SPRAY
To: Dashing Dasher
Yeah,
'cept they're all in cyberspace
(sorry, it's not you, Friday's always suck before I even get to work).
253
posted on
06/24/2005 8:08:36 AM PDT
by
najida
(Once upon a time, there were three little Freepers---)
To: kevkrom
Come on up and see me big boy!
254
posted on
06/24/2005 8:09:08 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: najida
255
posted on
06/24/2005 8:10:09 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Dashing Dasher
He's quite handsome - but I'm not desperate enough to do dogs yet. This statement is so open to shameless flirting, but I'm already flirting elsewhere, and I don't want to be seen as "flighty" (or deparate, for that matter...)
256
posted on
06/24/2005 8:10:22 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: kevkrom
She's married, I'm single.
You pick.
(Flirting applications being excepted NOW!)
257
posted on
06/24/2005 8:11:10 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
( What was the best thing before sliced bread?)
To: Dashing Dasher
She's married, I'm single. You pick. I'm married, too... your point?
258
posted on
06/24/2005 8:11:55 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
To: r-q-tek86
259
posted on
06/24/2005 8:12:02 AM PDT
by
EveningStar
("If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken / Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools...")
To: fredhead
What kind of dog is that? It looks like a basset-doberman mix!
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