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Posted on 06/24/2005 6:24:09 AM PDT by TheBigB
Yabba-dabba doo and woo hoo hoooo! :) It's FRIDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY! Silliness abounds here in the OFST! Work? Forget about it! :) Come in and have fun! As always, feel free to post jokes, cartoons, silly facts, nonsensical statements, or even to IGNORE THIS THREAD!
Fierce Allegiance poses ---->
"Logic indicates incoming silliness, Captain." 
"Mmkay, who ordered the girl with extra pepperoni?" 
I wanna be post #222 !!!
I wanna be post #222 !!!
"I wanna be post #222 !!!"
Nope still off by a bit.
I wanna be post #222 !!!
Tell? I was hoping to make a reservation! ;)
You got it now. LOL
lol. Yep. I had a friend that always made par for the course. He may have been on the 5th hole when he reached par, but that's when he would quit for the day, when he reached it.
Nyah nyah.
Time to go to the lake !
Go to your room!
I've got a live person on the phone!
YIPPEE!!!
LOL!
That is okay.
The staplegun/bullwhip stuff doesn't go too well though.
(Destroyed my knees, and once something starts creating debillitating pain the activity ceases to be fun for me. Like bicycling used to be enjoyable but now my knees tend to say "Just WHAT do you THINK you are doing?")
Come to think of it, been running across quite a few people from my so-called sordid past recently.
Makes me wonder if Miss Staplegun1993 is going to make an appearance soon.
Oh you saucy flirt!!
Here are the 10 first place winners in the 2005 International
Pun Contest.
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says "Dam!".
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire
in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you
can't have your kayak and heat it too.
4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain
during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament
victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the
office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked,
as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts
boasting in an open foyer."
7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them
goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes
to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later,
Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving
the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a
picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've
seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they
opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone
liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across
town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers
to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the
friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired
Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to
"persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed
their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can
prevent florist friars.
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his
odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... a super
calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different
puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns
would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Bump
It's easier to contact them via the website.
Good luck!
Let us know how and when it's resolved.
DD
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