LOL!
That is okay.
The staplegun/bullwhip stuff doesn't go too well though.
(Destroyed my knees, and once something starts creating debillitating pain the activity ceases to be fun for me. Like bicycling used to be enjoyable but now my knees tend to say "Just WHAT do you THINK you are doing?")
Come to think of it, been running across quite a few people from my so-called sordid past recently.
Makes me wonder if Miss Staplegun1993 is going to make an appearance soon.
Torn a few knee ligaments in my day as well. I know where you are coming from there. Also herniated a disk in my lower back while drunk. Not fun.