Posted on 06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by pissant
This e-mail came to me today. I searched the web to see if I could find the origianl author. Either way, I think its funny:
Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Thanks for sparing the definitions on that one!
YES!
Thanks. :-)
The temptation was just too great and I couldn't resist it.
The story of my life. :-)
We are not that way!!! ;o)
Researched off the web:
LISTENING, example of how we communicate:
Female:
This place is a mess!
C'mon, You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we
don't do laundry right now!"
Male:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
Female: Not engaging in sexual activity
Male: Not engaging in sexual activity in the last 24 hours
TEENY
Female: deceptive description that will make you think the poster is sweet and innocent, when in fact she will tear you a new one as soon as you assume she is goodness and light
Male: accurate description of your maleness when you get out of the pool
SO I've heard. LOLOL. ;o)
Go join the OFST while you're here!
The beauty of selective hearing!!!! ROFL!
Does Rosie count? LOL
Guess that makes me a guy, then. :S
SORRY...
What was I thinking?? LOL
You vicious animal!
Depends on the water temp and who is in the pool with ya! Sometimes ya gotta wait it out before leaving. ;o)
This one just p*sses me off! As a 100% SHE, I truly do NOT get it!! Would you guys please 'splain to me how you can love someone and wanna' mess up your relationship with something as stupid as this? :-p
LOL
Yes. I think Kevkrom had it nailed with the "hot friend" thing. ;o)
Female: A mode of film or theater that is typically light-hearted and has a happy ending for the main characters
Male: Fart jokes and crude sexual humor
POWER TOOLS
Female - mechanical contraptions that help my husband fix things around the house.
Male - mechanical contraptions that help me fix things around the house which is guaranteed to get me laid.
See #57.
Female: A chance to surround your house with a seasonally-changing splash of life and color
Male: A good excuse to get out of the house when the nagging starts
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.