Posted on 06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by pissant
This e-mail came to me today. I searched the web to see if I could find the origianl author. Either way, I think its funny:
Eight Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) ad
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
lol! great post
If it's on the web, the original author is either George Carlin or Cindy Williams from LaVerne and Shirley.
I take it you are male! LOL
Darn! You are correct!
Female: The set of emotions that form the basis of a solid, loving relationship
Male: Pansy, new-age crap that we do not talk about
That's the best one! LOL
for you PING
9. TEENY (tee-nee) adj.
Female: Small
Male: Jailbait
Yep
Female: An integral part of a session of intimacy.
Male: What?
Female: A highly-desired trait in a potential mate
Male: Something that will get your a** kicked by the other guys
CHOCOLATE:
Female: The source of all goodness & light.
Male: A food prepared from ground roasted cacao beans.
Female: Painting, sculpture, etc.; can typically be found in museums or galleries
Male: The boob-job on Miss July
LOL. I think our Teeny is jailbait, but for different reasons!
A feeble but political attempt:
DEMOCRATS (dem-uh-crats) n.
Female: Political Party that is compassionate but too weak too protect America.
Male: Those $%^&’s that took all your money and guns!
9. GOURMET DINNER (gore-may-din-nur)
Female: An opportunity to dine out in a fancy restaurant, wear a new dress, have a baby sitter for the kids, and finally relax for a few hours.
Male: Beer, chips, AND peanuts, and the sofa to himself.
ROFLMAO. You are on a roll!
You can prick your finger, but never finger you prick in public!!
LOL.
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