lol! great post
If it's on the web, the original author is either George Carlin or Cindy Williams from LaVerne and Shirley.
Female: The set of emotions that form the basis of a solid, loving relationship
Male: Pansy, new-age crap that we do not talk about
9. TEENY (tee-nee) adj.
Female: Small
Male: Jailbait
Female: An integral part of a session of intimacy.
Male: What?
Female: A highly-desired trait in a potential mate
Male: Something that will get your a** kicked by the other guys
CHOCOLATE:
Female: The source of all goodness & light.
Male: A food prepared from ground roasted cacao beans.
Female: Painting, sculpture, etc.; can typically be found in museums or galleries
Male: The boob-job on Miss July
A feeble but political attempt:
DEMOCRATS (dem-uh-crats) n.
Female: Political Party that is compassionate but too weak too protect America.
Male: Those $%^&’s that took all your money and guns!
9. GOURMET DINNER (gore-may-din-nur)
Female: An opportunity to dine out in a fancy restaurant, wear a new dress, have a baby sitter for the kids, and finally relax for a few hours.
Male: Beer, chips, AND peanuts, and the sofa to himself.
You can prick your finger, but never finger you prick in public!!
Female: A dream house in a good neighborhood to raise kids (awww.. who are we kidding... really it's fitting into those jeans you could wear 5 years ago)
Male: Getting your wife's hot friend to "join in"
Magazine (mag-uh-zeen) n.
Female: Literary material pertaining to various subjects such as clothes, cooking, motherhood, and makeup
Male: Those things in the back of the store with the black wrapping on them so that you can't see the boobies until you buy them.
DIAMONDS
Female - a symbol of a man's love and commitment to the relationship.
Male - shiny, expensive rocks which serve no useful purpose but are guaranteed to get me laid.
Female: Oh! Yes!! You're the best!!!
Male: No, that dress does not make you look fat.
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Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
Well? Do they have any idea just how hard that is? ;)
What you called a "clicker" before the lexicologists added it to the Merriam Webster Standard Collegiate Dictionary.
As an old coot, I remember my first clicker was an infrared operated electro mechanical device that actually clicked. I had that floor model for nine years and replaced that electromechanical switch 5 times!!!!
POLISH
COMMITMENT
WOMEN: marriage
MEN: sex more than once
Researched off the web:
LISTENING, example of how we communicate:
Female:
This place is a mess!
C'mon, You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we
don't do laundry right now!"
Male:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW