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Eight Words with Two Meanings
StrangeCosmos ^ | 5/05 | staff

Posted on 06/17/2005 9:24:52 AM PDT by pissant

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To: KC_Conspirator

Thanks for sparing the definitions on that one!


41 posted on 06/17/2005 9:54:58 AM PDT by pissant
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To: kevkrom

YES!


42 posted on 06/17/2005 9:55:50 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Thanks. :-)

The temptation was just too great and I couldn't resist it.

The story of my life. :-)


43 posted on 06/17/2005 9:57:17 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: motormouth

We are not that way!!! ;o)


44 posted on 06/17/2005 9:57:18 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Ripped off

Researched off the web:

LISTENING, example of how we communicate:

Female:

This place is a mess!
C'mon, You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we
don't do laundry right now!"

Male:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

45 posted on 06/17/2005 9:59:07 AM PDT by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: pissant
CELIBACY (sell-i-baa-see)

Female: Not engaging in sexual activity

Male: Not engaging in sexual activity in the last 24 hours

Damned If I Know

46 posted on 06/17/2005 9:59:37 AM PDT by sharktrager (My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; pissant
My Version

TEENY

Female: deceptive description that will make you think the poster is sweet and innocent, when in fact she will tear you a new one as soon as you assume she is goodness and light

Male: accurate description of your maleness when you get out of the pool

47 posted on 06/17/2005 9:59:42 AM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: SilentServiceCPOWife

SO I've heard. LOLOL. ;o)

Go join the OFST while you're here!


48 posted on 06/17/2005 10:00:48 AM PDT by pissant
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To: bwteim

The beauty of selective hearing!!!! ROFL!


49 posted on 06/17/2005 10:02:57 AM PDT by pissant
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To: sharktrager

Does Rosie count? LOL


50 posted on 06/17/2005 10:03:32 AM PDT by pissant
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To: bwteim

Guess that makes me a guy, then. :S


51 posted on 06/17/2005 10:03:34 AM PDT by Ambrianna
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To: pissant

SORRY...
What was I thinking?? LOL


52 posted on 06/17/2005 10:04:28 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: teenyelliott; Bloody Sam Roberts

You vicious animal!

Depends on the water temp and who is in the pool with ya! Sometimes ya gotta wait it out before leaving. ;o)


53 posted on 06/17/2005 10:05:02 AM PDT by pissant
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Male: Getting your wife's hot friend to "join in"

This one just p*sses me off! As a 100% SHE, I truly do NOT get it!! Would you guys please 'splain to me how you can love someone and wanna' mess up your relationship with something as stupid as this? :-p

54 posted on 06/17/2005 10:06:51 AM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Ambrianna

LOL


55 posted on 06/17/2005 10:07:34 AM PDT by bwteim (Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: motormouth; kevkrom

Yes. I think Kevkrom had it nailed with the "hot friend" thing. ;o)


56 posted on 06/17/2005 10:10:54 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
15. COMEDY

Female: A mode of film or theater that is typically light-hearted and has a happy ending for the main characters

Male: Fart jokes and crude sexual humor

57 posted on 06/17/2005 10:13:50 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: pissant

POWER TOOLS

Female - mechanical contraptions that help my husband fix things around the house.

Male - mechanical contraptions that help me fix things around the house which is guaranteed to get me laid.


58 posted on 06/17/2005 10:14:38 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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To: bannie
This one just p*sses me off! As a 100% SHE, I truly do NOT get it!! Would you guys please 'splain to me how you can love someone and wanna' mess up your relationship with something as stupid as this?

See #57.

59 posted on 06/17/2005 10:14:42 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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To: pissant
16. GARDENING

Female: A chance to surround your house with a seasonally-changing splash of life and color

Male: A good excuse to get out of the house when the nagging starts

60 posted on 06/17/2005 10:16:01 AM PDT by kevkrom (“It’s good to remember whom people turn to when they’re desperate — and it ain’t Kofi Annan.”)
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