To All *Freepers* The BEST date you have ever been on!

my head | 06/16/05 | Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

Now that we have heard many of your WORST date stories, let's turn the tables and tell about the BEST dates.

[missyme]

LOL..There was just something about him he had this undefined sex appeal that was so addicting plus he was generous to a fault...

The type of Man that can Kiss you and give you butterflies all over some men have that potential and some don't but have not felt those butterflies for quite some time! LOL...

[Dashing Dasher]

Clean it up and share.


;-)

[Petronski]

Your first hummer?

[Oberon]

Oooh, yick...that does sound creepy. Thankfully, none of my stories are creepy. Here's one:

Once in college, I was in a crowded darts bar...the kind that feature twenty-seven varieties of imported beer on tap. I found myself shoulder-to-shoulder with a pretty redhead. I asked her what she was drinking; she told me, and asked me what I was drinking; I told her. Then I asked if she wanted to swap sips, which we did.

As I handed her mug back to her, I said "It tastes like you."

She smiled and said "You don't know what I taste like!"

In reply I said "Well, it's early yet."

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I have been known to stay up drinking all night and go to open the bar myself. Usually, we just get a lot of beer and do that at friends houses. No driving that way. I often drink around the clock on the weekend. Like I said, It does not make me a bad person, just a drunk one!

[RockinRight]

I could help you with that...

[RockinRight]

I sense a pattern here...

[cowboyway]

Someday I will never have to kiss him goodbye

Sniff,sniff (drying eyes).

[beyond the sea]

From the old Hollyweird Squares:

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

[carolinacrazy]

The best date I was ever on was a first date. It lasted four days. It was this month. In South Carolina.

Hey Jack Handy, could you cool down the testimonials a bit. The vomit is flowing way too strong.

[RockinRight]

With a name like Jimmy Casino...I bet Blackjack Tony finished him off...

[missyme]

My Kinda gal! me too!

[colorcountry]

Sorry to say...I know what you're taling about. :(

[beyond the sea]

plenty of smoochie-smoochie and cuddly-wuddly.-

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Pathetic.......... (just kidding)

I "smoochie-smoochie" my pets too!

[Tijeras_Slim]

"Cuddly wuddly" and "smoochie smoochie" are mere warning shots...

Careful, someone might be pushed over the edge. :)

[RockinRight]

I heard it as "Nice Shoes. Wanna f**k?" but the same idea...never seen it used successfully...unless success includes getting slapped or slugged.

[najida]

Oh you're a smoooooth talker!

[Dashing Dasher]

"Nice Shoes. Wanna f**k?"

I'll try it this weekend and report back.

[Allegra]

Worst pickup line I ever heard was "Hi. I like apples. Wanna f**k?"

Yes, I'd have to give him points for originality with that one. LOL

Now I'm wracking my brain trying to remember what might have been the worst pick-up line ever delivered to me...there have certainly been some bad ones.

[beyond the sea]

a fig????