[carolinacrazy]

The best date I was ever on was a first date. It lasted four days. It was this month. In South Carolina.

Hey Jack Handy, could you cool down the testimonials a bit. The vomit is flowing way too strong.

[Finger Monkey]

You just wait, husband of my sister, you will be vomiting on a regular basis when in our presence. You might want to get your esophagus lined with teflon, as well as the back of your teeth.