[Dashing Dasher]

"Nice Shoes. Wanna f**k?"

I'll try it this weekend and report back.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I was at a bike show with my husband and some friends. I heard him laughing loudly with his buddy, they called my over to a tent of belt buckles.

One of the belt buckles said, "It's Not Going To Lick Itself.".

[Finger Monkey]

Something tells me you will score.

[ishabibble]

If that doesn't work, you might try my brother's always successful pick up line. He would select the best looking woman in a club, and walk straight up to her and say, "Hello. I am unemployed, and live with my mother since I got out on parole. I am totally broke, so would you buy me a drink?"
It worked every time! He did this for years, but since he is a very handsome, 6'4" and all muscle, and a Capt. in the MM, the women all knew it was a joke. Still, it was always such fun to watch him do this and get away with it!

[dfwddr]

"Nice Shoes. Wanna f**k?" I'll try it this weekend and report back.

------>{going to closet to find them new wingtips...}