for a retread troll like me, where is the safest place from lightning strikes?

phantirath pest, as told to the juwish modz

[loyal_republican54]

I live in Fairfax California. I have been for most of my life. I am fed up with the economy, the blackouts the crime and all the liberals. I am thinking of moving and I was wondering if any of you know a good place for an average joe like myself to live in. In a couple weeks I'll have enough money and I can take the greyhound out of here and move out of this dump. Im looking for a place where I can get jobs, not have nasty taxes, some good public transportation in a city and to other cities as well as low crime and good Bible believing churhes. Could any of you help me find a good one?

[Darksheare]

Meanwhile, we have a troll who slammed the military, insulted txradioguy, and claims to have been in teh DIA, claims to be a professor, and claims to know billy graham's son..
His name is Econ_grad.

[MeekOneGOP]

Bye, "loyal_republican54".

"He's dead, Jim!"

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

Thanks!

[King Prout]

where ya been, meekie?

[MeekOneGOP]

Sorry, folks.

I've been busy today with some stuff at the home front.

A friend of my wife's kid had an appointment with the doctor and we had to play sub Mom & Dad today.

And I was busy after that today with some eBay Biz, and then this afternoon my Comcast Internet and phone service croaked, etc., etc., etc., lol!

Playin' catchup now. :)

[Darksheare]

I kinda figured you were busy.
Just wasn't sure whether it was 'unngh.. busy' or "UNNNGH! BUSY!"

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

I believe this gentleman's found a suitable place for you:

[KoRn]

All your Lightning(and Nukes) ARE Belong to Us!!!!

ZOT!

PWND!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Meekie!
Where ya been?
Ms.B

[afnamvet]

"We'll miss you!"

[King Prout]

hit appunz

[jennyjenny]

I want to breakout and find somthing to do. My boss is dead, I work and mickey D's and the Salvation Army. I want to go somewhere where I can live in peace. Im not demanding, I dont need too many luxuries or anything, just a safe neighborhood with caring Christians, a good woman who is pretty and godly and that's it.

I don't understand what the problem is. Are you saying you can't find any of that in California?

[Labyrinthos]

LOL, you don't get any points for a question mark. You have to at least use a word with a "T" in it.

[Lady Jag]

[Purrcival]

"In the lap of luxury provided by the woman who could afford to keep you in the standard of life you have become accustomed to?"

Oh, you mean like John Kerry?

[dfwright]

I was beginning to think I had been dropped from the VK ping list! I guess it's been slow for trolls lately...

[Killborn]

Another troll bites the dust. Very slow learning pace, these trolls.

[MeekOneGOP]

Nah, I've been over at eBay here lately and missed some of them. :)

[stands2reason]

DAWN OF THE DEAD!!!!


I love a good sequel....

Now where was this guy when the UT gave up the ghost?

[stands2reason]

Congratulations, dirtboy! Well played, my dear sir.