To All *Freepers* The worst date you have ever been on!

Vanity | June 15th,2005 | missyme/pissant

[missyme]

I am sure we all have some funny stories to share on this topic!

[Slings and Arrows]

[EX52D]

OMG...where should I start? Long story short, I knew this guy who was only interested in my feet (not that there's anything wrong with that), but he was SO focused on my feet, that I don't think he EVER made eye contact with me...

[Always Right]

The worst date ever was Christmas 2003.

In Cambodia?

[najida]

Hmmm,
I've had some interesting ones....

Worst date?!?

When I was in college, I was asked out by a guy who just saw me at a party.
(Hence, rule #1 of Dating- Only go out with people you've had more than 2 minutes of conversation with).

He comes over to pick me up, and when I open the door, he sees my bookcases. OK, so I'm a grad student and a book-a-holic. I have what I consider to be a normal amount of books. And this is College town at that. Anyhow, he gasps, then looks at me and says "Did you read all those books!"

I turn around, look at them, shrug and say "Yeah, all but my biochem textbook".

He gets this weird look in his eye that stays there throughout the entire date. More than once he says something to the effect "You must think you're smart, don't you!", "Why did you read all those books!", "I thought you were different." and "I bet I know as much as you do about ______(my profession) because my mom's a nurse".

At this point, I get up to just call a cab and go home, I'd had enough. He apologizes and then takes me home.

Now, here is the funny part. He walks me to the door, and as I'm walking inside, he looks in my eyes and says "Can I sleep over, on the sofa, my car is almost out of gas?"

This is after 2 hours of pure insults left and right. I hold up my car keys and say "Tell ya what, you drive home and I'll follow you to make sure you make it OK!"

Never heard from the idiot again.
Wonder why.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

My prom date broke out in the damndest case of hives I've ever seen.

[tfecw]

Now that I'm a little older and wiser i realize I should have had them sing the birthday song for her to wake her up.

[colorcountry]

Lol... foot fetish.

I've had the same experience lots of times but it was my chest...not my feet.

[missyme]

HAHA..That is a pretty funny one!
We sure have had to kiss alot of frogs as they say!

[Dashing Dasher]

Now, some of the neanderthals around here would say you should have dumbed down to meet his expectations.

The reason why you are still single is because you are too smart and you should settle.

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!!

BARF

[cyborg]

A romantic weekend gone terribly wrong. I found out my love interest was married and a complete liar. Water under the bridge though.

[cyborg]

LOL!!!

[colorcountry]

I'm sure you two will hook up with "prince charming" when you meet him.

And by the way, do not settle for less...you'll be miserable. It is way better to be alone and happy than hooked-up and wretched.

[EX52D]

LOL...well at least you were closer to making eye contact. I recall seeing the top of his head more than his face because he was looking down so much. ;)

[colorcountry]

I was wondering if EX52D referred to a reformed bra-size. lol

[Darksheare]

Thanks, the images are all that is needed.
;-)

[EX52D]

LOL...no, but I have been asked that...prior military MOS. ;)

[Dashing Dasher]

I REMEMBER that story!
You told it a while back on another thread.

Oh yeah!

Freaks-a-plenty!

[najida]

Sadly,
my mom was very much a woman who believed in 'dumbing' down. She called it "not being biggety.".

~~sigh~~ So she ragged me for years for not marrying a neighborhood guy with the IQ of a turnip. "He's so nice!"

Yeah mom, but he doesn't get my jokes ;)

[najida]

I remember the wackaloon chick with the staplegun!

Poor baby.....

[The SISU kid]

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin, and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.......