Posted on 06/15/2005 9:14:02 AM PDT by missyme
I am sure we all have some funny stories to share on this topic!
Oh, yes, it was.
Just lower the back seats, instant love nest.
my "worst date" stories come from a very bad relationship and are not fun to share. However, two of my other ex's were involved in some humorous bad dates.
A few years before we met, my ex "Jim" had been enamored with a girl for several months. Finally, to his delight, she agreed to go out with him. They planned to meet at a mall, see a movie there, and then just hang around. When he arrived at the mall he was dismayed to see that she had invited several other people along. One was another guy that she was interested in, and for the rest of the evening, the girl ignored Jim and flirted with the other dude in front of him. The other people there were also her friends and ignored Jim. The only other person in the group who would talk to Jim was a bizarre looking fellow that had some sort of gothic punk look going on (IIRC, he wore chaps). Trying to make the best out of a bad situation, Jim attempted to make small talk with the guy. "So what do you do for a living?" Jim asked. The guy glared at him and said "Deicide!"
The second ex, "Ed" was a guy I dated in high school. Right before the homecoming dance, he broke up with me. At first I was sad, but soon I was relieved because Ed was dumber than a sack of hammers and I was so much happier w/o him. Soon I found another date to the dance as well. A few days before the dance, one of my classmates said Ed had asked her to the dance and was it OK with me, his ex, if she went with him? I said sure, and wished them a good time.
She and Ed went out to dinner at a nice restaurant before the dance with another couple. When they arrived at the restaurant, Ed removed his sports coat. Instead of draping it over the back of his chair, Ed threw it down on the seat and sat on it. Halfway through the meal, Ed suddenly said "I think I'm sitting on a pin." He stood up, and lo and behold, his boutinierre was pinned right on the middle of his butt! Everyone in the restaurant saw this and started pointing and laughing at him. He struggled to remove the boutinierre but had to have his mortified date do it for him.
At the dance, which was held in the cafeteria of a Catholic high school and chaperoned by priests and parents, Ed could not keep his hands off of his date. He kept trying to put his hand up her skirt and bite her on her cleavage - all on the crowded dancefloor! Both she and Ed were only 15 BTW. She managed to leave the dance early and the next day called Ed and told him she never wanted to see him again. The next Monday at school she went up to me and said "Your ex-boyfriend's a HORNDOG!!" I was shocked at his behavior but thankful that I had dodged that bullet by breaking up with him. I later realized that he probably dumped me precisely because I would not let him do that stuff to me.
OH My! LOL...Thise proably are the worst!!!
LOL. It was an explosive evening, so to speak.
LOL! I know it sounds suspicious, but believe me, I would take credit for it if it were mine. Makes for great stories.
I actually had one of those...the spare tire compartment in the back made for a great "hideaway" cooler once the tire was removed...but that's another story entirely! ;)
This girl was not only not very bright, but she had a voice that was like nails on a chalkboard - high pitched, whiny......< shudder >
Hey back then weren't most cars all LOVE Nests! LOL
Although VW Beetle might of been hard...
I always hated those dates, when about a half and hour in, you realized that you had no desire to ever see this person again, and how are you going to let him down gently at the end of the date, and avoid the good-night kiss.
Torture.
That is hilarious!
LOL! stop it!
'sright,
we girls have one that goes
"No matter how hunky he looks, he still farts in bed".
My girlfriends and I used to do a toast that went as follows...
"Here's to the men that we love,
here's to the men that love us,
but if the men that we love, aren't the men that love us,
Fu!#$ the men, here's to us".
Good times.
So many bad dates, so little time. . .(LOL!)
One of the top five contenders was a dance in high school where the girls asked the guys out. I asked a cute boy in one my classes who I normally didn't hang around with, and he always had "appreciative eyes" when he looked at me. After the dance, we were at one of the local points where kids make out, and this guy literally bit me all over my face, ears, hair, and neck! Worse, he had braces. He thought it was "sexy", (yikes!) and wouldn't quit until I got out of the car and threatened to walk home (probably looking like an annoyed porcupine!). Close to 30 years later, I still shudder. You know a date's gone bad when you have to ask: "What the hell are you doing?"
Try the passenger seat of a 1974 Mustang II. Man, I was skinny...........
I get your jokes!
;-)
The true story goes something like this...
"when you see an absolutely gorgeous woman who's available, it means that somewhere, sometime, somehow, some guy just did not have a chance with her.."
On a side note, after I was married, when one of the other girls got married, they have me very drunk, saying on video as a toast...
"Guess the men that we love really are the men that love us"
Yep...both sayings are "uni-sex"...
}^)
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