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Punch Lines without lead up
Posted on 06/11/2005 2:26:04 AM PDT by american_ranger
I am launching a posting where we post the punch line to a joke and then we wait for some one to post the joke and comments about it.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: righto
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To: DenverGal
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posted on
06/13/2005 7:34:13 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
To: american_ranger
Wife to husband asking about what he would do with her things if she died prior to her husband. After mentioning a few of her items in which he reluctantly agrees with her to let a future wife use; she finally asks about her golf clubs. After a bit more cajoling he states:
"No, she's left-handed."
To: american_ranger
And then he said
"No, but that is why I bought the tractor!"
*guffaw*
83
posted on
06/13/2005 7:41:49 PM PDT
by
m87339
(Squawk: "Plane is rough on Autoland" Response: "Autoland not installed on this equipment")
To: bannie
Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes? I heard it "Pardon me Boyce..." A tiny bit funnier IMHO.
84
posted on
06/13/2005 7:44:48 PM PDT
by
m87339
(Squawk: "Plane is rough on Autoland" Response: "Autoland not installed on this equipment")
To: Dashing Dasher
I always heard "hunchback hunchback"
85
posted on
06/13/2005 7:45:32 PM PDT
by
m87339
(Squawk: "Plane is rough on Autoland" Response: "Autoland not installed on this equipment")
To: B4Ranch
That is a crude, but very funny joke.
To: american_ranger
87
posted on
06/13/2005 7:51:24 PM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Once there were two white explorers making their way through the jungles of darkest Africa.
Suddenly a group of tribesmen stepped out of the woods and captured them.
Their chief was a big, fearsome looking guy with feathers on his head, and a bone going through his nostrils.
He said, through an interpreter, that the two men would each be given a choice: Death or Bunga-Bunga.
The first explorer didn't want to die, so he said, "Give me Bunga-Bunga." At this point the tribesmen a!@$lly r*ped the man for what seemed like an eternity, his shrieks echoing through the jungle.
When the second explorer saw this, he was horrified. Finally the gang rape ended, and the second explorer was asked the question: Death or Bunga-bunga. He said, "Oh, I choose death!"
The chief said, "Alright! Death by Bunga-Bunga!"
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posted on
06/13/2005 8:05:31 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
To: mrs. a; connectthedots
connectthedots says, "That is a crude, but very funny joke."
Is that why I recall it?
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posted on
06/13/2005 9:05:32 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
( Report every illegal alien that you meet. Call 866-347-2423, Employers use 888-464-4218)
To: american_ranger
And the priest interrupts: "And you missed the f***ing putt, didn't you?"
To: Dashing Dasher
91
posted on
06/14/2005 5:41:02 AM PDT
by
beezdotcom
(I'm usually either right or wrong...)
To: american_ranger
92
posted on
06/14/2005 5:41:48 AM PDT
by
beezdotcom
(I'm usually either right or wrong...)
To: american_ranger
"So, check this out, I'm hiding naked in a refrigerator..."
93
posted on
06/14/2005 5:43:28 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Jack Bauer / Chloe O'Brien '08)
To: Dashing Dasher
Yeah, but he's a pilot. Reminds me of... "Honey, don't forget the coffee!"
94
posted on
06/14/2005 5:47:30 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Jack Bauer / Chloe O'Brien '08)
To: beezdotcom
"No, no, it's just ice cream." Blew a seal, eh?
95
posted on
06/14/2005 5:48:05 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Jack Bauer / Chloe O'Brien '08)
To: american_ranger
The parrot says, "yes, but I gotta ask... what did the chicken do?"
96
posted on
06/14/2005 5:51:18 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Jack Bauer / Chloe O'Brien '08)
To: kevkrom
Blew a seal, eh?
Best penguin joke I ever heard.
97
posted on
06/14/2005 6:05:30 AM PDT
by
beezdotcom
(I'm usually either right or wrong...)
To: kevkrom
Two female rats were having coffee talking about their new boyfriends. The one rat says to the other, I hear your new boyfriend is a bat! The other says, yes, he is.
The first one says, isn't he really ugly? and she replies,
"Yeah, but he's a pilot!"
98
posted on
06/14/2005 6:30:22 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
To: Dashing Dasher
As a commercial airline is lifting off, the pilot does the usual in-flight announcement of course, time, weather, etc. Then, not realizing he left the intercom switch on, he turns to his co-pilot and says, "you know, I could really use a cup of coffee and a b***j**."
Horrified, the head stewardess rushes to the cockpit to tell the captain about the intercom. As she flies down the aisle, an elderly woman in first class shouts from behind: "Honey, don't forget the coffee!"
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posted on
06/14/2005 6:34:06 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Jack Bauer / Chloe O'Brien '08)
To: kevkrom
100
posted on
06/14/2005 6:52:23 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of FReepers...)
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