Posted on 06/11/2005 2:26:04 AM PDT by american_ranger
I am launching a posting where we post the punch line to a joke and then we wait for some one to post the joke and comments about it.
Come again?
ROFL you got it!
One of my favorite jokes ever is at #25/#38 on this thread.
That one's hilarious!
"Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*@&ing?"
the ultimate punchline without a joke is "rectum?! almost killed 'im"
Never heard a joke for it, doesn't really need one.
A have a friend who's a Naval Aviator his "callsign" is "2 Dogs" - from the joke....
Shoot the lawyer twice!
I don't know why I just got reminded of this punchline:
"The gun was full of blanks, so I had to beat him to death with the chair."
I LOVE that joke!
;-)
"Nope...I'm a frayed knot."
Yeah, but he's a pilot.
There were three pieces of rope wandering in the desert. They were very hot and thirsty. They came upon a bar and one went in. He asked for a drink and the bartender said, 'read the sign buddy we don't serve ropes.'
'Oh come on just this once', the rope asked again. The bartender said 'nope', so the rope left. The second rope figured he was a bit better looking and maybe the bartender would soften a little and let him have a drink. He went in and asked for a drink, the bartender shook his head and said 'Hey Buddy, it's just like I told your friend we don't serve ropes here.' Dejected the rope left the bar.
The 3rd rope heard both of their stories, thought for a moment. Then he rolled himself into a knot and fluffed the edges so it was a little frayed. The third rope went into the bar like this and asked for a drink.
The bartender asked, 'Hey are you a rope?' The 3rd rope looked down at himself and said 'Nope, I am a frayed knot!'
"No, no, it's just ice cream."
Hair lip! Hair lip!
Good point - I'm blonde and don't have to be precise.
;-)
Pick one - or give both.
This occurred back in the old days out on the fresh prairie. This little boy was about five years old when his big brother pokes him in the eye with a stick.
Well, they were poor folks, and couldn't afford a glass eye, so the boy's dad carved him a wooden eye and painted it up so's you could hardly tell that it wasn't real.
But the little boy knew that it wasn't real, and he grew very shy and sensitive about his eye.
When they were in high school, his brother talked him into going to a barndance. Almost everyone was dancing, except for our hero and a girl with a hare lip. She was very shy and she didn't usually come to dances either.
Well, the boy's brother noticed that the hare-lipped girl wasn't dancing, and he talked his brother into asking her to dance, since it was obvious that nobody else was going to ask her to dance, and nobody else was going to dance with the shy boy, either.
The boy protested to his brother, saying that she wouldn't want to dance with him because of his wooden eye. "Nonsense!", the brother said, "She won't notice even! Besides, she's got a hare lip, so she knows what it's like to be different!"
So the boy shyly goes up to the girl, hat in hand, and asks her if she would dance with him.
The girl was thrilled! This was the first time a boy had ever said anything nice to her, and even asked her to dance! Of course she would love to dance!
"Would I? Would I?" she exclaimed.
"Hare lip! Hare lip!" he retaliated.
And they never saw each other again and they lived miserable lives and died not five miles from where they were born.
Here goes:
Two guys walk into a bar. You would think the second guy would duck....
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