As a commercial airline is lifting off, the pilot does the usual in-flight announcement of course, time, weather, etc. Then, not realizing he left the intercom switch on, he turns to his co-pilot and says, "you know, I could really use a cup of coffee and a b***j**."
Horrified, the head stewardess rushes to the cockpit to tell the captain about the intercom. As she flies down the aisle, an elderly woman in first class shouts from behind: "Honey, don't forget the coffee!"