Posted on 06/06/2005 4:33:27 PM PDT by jad guter
I surf the net a lot. Occassionally I am directed here. I see a lot of pictures of cats here, so I figure you are cat lovers.
A while ago my wife adopted 3 kittens. Two were males and one was a female. I told her, "I don't care if those tomcats roam the neighborhood and feel their oats - that's the female's problem (just like in real life), but that female has got to be fixed." Well, she didn't do it and guess what - that promiscuous little tabby ended up pregnant at the age of six months (that's only three in human years; who woulda thunk it).
Two months later, she's poppin out kittens right on the back patio (the little hussy didn't even have the sense to go under the shed or somewhere).
Well, now we have five kittens that need adopting. I've already told my wife that I'll take them to the pound if not adopted. I mean 3 cats are bad enough; 8 cats is bordering on crazy old lady.
Please let me know if you'll take a cat. If you want to remain anonymous, I will Fed ex one or more (please, specially packaged) to the drop area of your choice.
You're gonna Fed-Ex a cat?!
Here kitty kitty kitty
hmmmmmmm.......
In before the ZOT!
I hope the cats find a home, but I'm pretty sure this is not a place for you.
z-o-t, loser.
Hi.
I currently do not have a cat vacancy.
However, you REALLY need to neuter those males and spay your female.
Toms who remain intact fight, spray, and they help make more unwanted pets.
Hope the kitties find a good home.
kitty caption? zot? Who knows?
Meow!
I love kitties. The young ones are tender. Please email me at rebelbase@freerepublic.com and I'll take care of all of them for you.
I'm still laughing! Fed-ex a cat! That's great!
Oh, dude, you've done it now! You're prolly gonna get more cats than you know...
How do you feel about lightning bolts?
Well, a cheeper and better way is to call your local SPCA. They will find them homes. Or if you don't have a good one close by. Go to the grocery store on a Sat. They will find homes, but the adults will hate you.
Just send mine email.
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...gee I think we have a live one here....
lol thats so cute
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