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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB

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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; thag

Don't kiss and tell, Thag.


801 posted on 06/03/2005 1:31:11 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well you wouldn't need to do a 180 for a spankin'... LOL


802 posted on 06/03/2005 1:31:20 PM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Auntbee

I don't know whether to get drunk tonight or thin-set down tile...

Hmmm,
backbreaking work,
Alcohol
getting dirty and sore,
getting drunk

Decisions decisions.....


803 posted on 06/03/2005 1:31:24 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: The SISU kid

That describes you perfectly. :-)


804 posted on 06/03/2005 1:31:37 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (A round of ruby red Sharpies for everyone, barkeep.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

What happened to the shower head being a womens best friend?
No man can beat the "pulse"! LOL


805 posted on 06/03/2005 1:31:45 PM PDT by motormouth
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To: MamaTexan
We'll pass pissant around, too- he can be the dip :)

oohhhh, yummy!!!

806 posted on 06/03/2005 1:31:59 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: Lady Jag

Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes.

alternate answer

A. They both are flying out past Uranus looking for Klingons.

Did you hear that Dolly Parton was getting into the retail mega-store business? She has bought Big Lots, Harris Teeter, and Piggly Wiggly. The new stores will be called Big Wiggly Teeters.


807 posted on 06/03/2005 1:32:00 PM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Well, like I said before I say what is on my mind.


808 posted on 06/03/2005 1:32:03 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: MamaTexan

You gals can pass me around all right, but you'll get more than a quick dip! ;o)


809 posted on 06/03/2005 1:32:28 PM PDT by pissant (forget the darn fish!)
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To: najida

Why do today that you can put off tomorrow? Tile tomorrow!


810 posted on 06/03/2005 1:32:52 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Yup. Benefits of marriage.


811 posted on 06/03/2005 1:32:57 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: pissant

I'll be the judge of that. ;)


812 posted on 06/03/2005 1:33:45 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Auntbee

Margaritas it IS!


814 posted on 06/03/2005 1:33:47 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: MamaTexan
"We'll pass pissant around, too-"

he can be the dip :)"

I cannot stop laughing long enough to type. I laughed so loud everyone knows I am crazy!!!

815 posted on 06/03/2005 1:33:53 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Here's $200, that oughta cover it.

(door slamming)

:)

816 posted on 06/03/2005 1:34:14 PM PDT by MamaTexan (I am NOT a *legal entity* ..... nor am I a 'person' as defined and/or created by law!)
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To: TheBigB

Did someone say Star Wars?

Regards, Ivan


817 posted on 06/03/2005 1:34:17 PM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: najida

I knew you would do the right thing.


818 posted on 06/03/2005 1:34:29 PM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: pissant

18 minutes a day is all we ask....

(sorry Sean ;) )


819 posted on 06/03/2005 1:35:04 PM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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To: najida

Try getting drunk, dirty and sore, all at once. Fun is how you make it and who you make it with!!!


820 posted on 06/03/2005 1:35:19 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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