Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
LOL! If you fabricated that little yarn, you could have a profitable career as either Hillary Clinton or John Kerry's press agent.
Wicked and Freaky, come here big boy!!!
"There are many ways to say "I love you," but sex is the fastest."
Not if you do it right..."
Just remember, Thag's idea of foreplay is to grab her ankles and yell "Make a wish!"
::twitch::
THAG
T is for Tricky
H is for Handy
A is for Adventurous
G is for Glittering
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Thag's idea of foreplay is to grab her ankles and yell "Make a wish!"
Thag baby, The word for the day is LEGS. Now lets go out and spread the word.
Are you sure youdon't mean SCHWING! or SPROING?
agreed
| ALANWJONES | ||
|---|---|---|
| A | is for | Alluring |
| L | is for | Legendary |
| A | is for | Adventurous |
| N | is for | Nerdy |
| W | is for | Wired |
| J | is for | Joyful |
| O | is for | Orderly |
| N | is for | Neat |
| E | is for | Excellent |
| S | is for | Strong |
They found out about your disco balls!
If you say anything about the freaky or unnatural part.........
I have no idea what youre talkin' about! LOL
Well, I am zero for three. I don't like the herion addict look. I'll take a Ninja over a softail anyday!
Me too. Just thinking about her could turn me on, right up until her body reached room temperature.
LOL! I am sure you loved her in a different way, of course.
| THE_VICTOR | ||
|---|---|---|
| T | is for | Twisted |
| H | is for | Honorable |
| E | is for | Earthy |
| _ | is for | |
| V | is for | Virginal |
| I | is for | Industrious |
| C | is for | Chic |
| T | is for | Tender |
| O | is for | Outgoing |
| R | is for | Refined |
I loved her because she was honest--
My favorite MW sayings---
A hard man... is good to find
It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
So many men... so little time
Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful
Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
A man in the house... is worth two in the street
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
It's better to be looked over, than overlooked
Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you
Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand
To err is human -- but it feels divine
"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !" Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported
When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I used to be Snow White... but I drifted
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain
I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better
I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman... but loose enough to show I'm a lady.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction... but the second meeting shows up new angles
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini
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