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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05 | TheBigB

Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: Clemenza

LOL! If you fabricated that little yarn, you could have a profitable career as either Hillary Clinton or John Kerry's press agent.


601 posted on 06/03/2005 11:29:07 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Sorry George, Hillary and Bill will give up their absolute power, only when it is pried from their)
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To: JimWforBush

Wicked and Freaky, come here big boy!!!


602 posted on 06/03/2005 11:29:32 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: raivyn

"There are many ways to say "I love you," but sex is the fastest."
Not if you do it right..."

Just remember, Thag's idea of foreplay is to grab her ankles and yell "Make a wish!"


603 posted on 06/03/2005 11:29:44 AM PDT by thag (Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
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To: thag
Oh, the pain

::twitch::

604 posted on 06/03/2005 11:30:46 AM PDT by raivyn (I don't know what you just said, but you special!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

THAG
T is for Tricky
H is for Handy
A is for Adventurous
G is for Glittering


605 posted on 06/03/2005 11:31:04 AM PDT by thag (Cuffs and leather and a whip that stings-These are a few of my favorite things.........)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

ping


606 posted on 06/03/2005 11:31:07 AM PDT by A Cyrenian
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To: thag

Thag's idea of foreplay is to grab her ankles and yell "Make a wish!"




You crack me up!!!


607 posted on 06/03/2005 11:31:10 AM PDT by Auntbee (Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
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To: thag
Just remember, Thag's idea of foreplay is to grab her ankles and yell "Make a wish!""

Thag baby, The word for the day is LEGS. Now lets go out and spread the word.

608 posted on 06/03/2005 11:31:27 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: A Cyrenian

Are you sure youdon't mean SCHWING! or SPROING?


609 posted on 06/03/2005 11:31:51 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: AnOldCowhand

agreed


610 posted on 06/03/2005 11:32:07 AM PDT by a_screen_name
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To: The SISU kid
ALANWJONES
A is for Alluring
L is for Legendary
A is for Adventurous
N is for Nerdy
W is for Wired
J is for Joyful
O is for Orderly
N is for Neat
E is for Excellent
S is for Strong
What Does Your Name Mean?

611 posted on 06/03/2005 11:32:12 AM PDT by acad1228
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To: thag
"G is for Glittering"

They found out about your disco balls!

612 posted on 06/03/2005 11:34:16 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: motormouth

If you say anything about the freaky or unnatural part.........


613 posted on 06/03/2005 11:34:21 AM PDT by JimWforBush
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To: JimWforBush

I have no idea what youre talkin' about! LOL


614 posted on 06/03/2005 11:36:54 AM PDT by motormouth
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well, I am zero for three. I don't like the herion addict look. I'll take a Ninja over a softail anyday!


615 posted on 06/03/2005 11:37:09 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: najida

Me too. Just thinking about her could turn me on, right up until her body reached room temperature.

LOL! I am sure you loved her in a different way, of course.


616 posted on 06/03/2005 11:37:14 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Sorry George, Hillary and Bill will give up their absolute power, only when it is pried from their)
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To: acad1228
Hehehehehe

THE_VICTOR
T is for Twisted
H is for Honorable
E is for Earthy
_ is for
V is for Virginal
I is for Industrious
C is for Chic
T is for Tender
O is for Outgoing
R is for Refined

617 posted on 06/03/2005 11:38:15 AM PDT by The_Victor (Doh!... stupid tagline)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
The hubby has a softail. He just put a new motor in it. The old one blew up. He just got new tanks and fenders and had them airbrushed as well.
619 posted on 06/03/2005 11:40:24 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: F.J. Mitchell

I loved her because she was honest--

My favorite MW sayings---
A hard man... is good to find

It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

So many men... so little time

Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful

Why don't you come on up and see me sometime.. when I've got nothin' on but the radio.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

A man in the house... is worth two in the street

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

It's better to be looked over, than overlooked

Give a man a free hand... and he'll run it all over you

Good sex is like good Bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

To err is human -- but it feels divine

"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !" Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie

I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported

When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I used to be Snow White... but I drifted

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain

I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better

I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I'm a woman... but loose enough to show I'm a lady.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success... wrong by wrong

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction... but the second meeting shows up new angles

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Those who are easily shocked... should be shocked more often

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini


620 posted on 06/03/2005 11:41:48 AM PDT by najida (OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
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