Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
It's a small world, after all.
That's it....Just keep heaping it on.
guy says to the Doc............. "My dog bit me on the leg"............ the Doc says to the guy.............. "well..... did you put anything on it?".......... the guy says............. "no, he seemed to like it just the way it was." Yoi .... double yoi............ from The 'Burgh!!
My boyfriend started working out last year, no more beer gut for me! He's an official Man Cake! :) (No smelly feet either!)
Enough.
Isnt this all getting out of hand?
LOL I like those!
Why settle for a six pack when you can have a keg!
Oh, you are just being silly..
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Me too!
LOL
There's this thing in my life called work which gives me something I really like, called a salary. Sometimes I have to maintain the work to keep getting the salary. It's terribly unfair and burdensom and I'm thinking about asking the Democrats to make work illegal and salary mandatory so I can get the one without the other. However, in the meantime, there's something rather daunting about finally getting to look at the OFST and finding out that it's already over 350 posts long.
So, please accept my apologies. I may have a chance to be silly today, but there's no way I'll have time for 350+ posts of it.
Which is a bummer and part of why I'm starting to feel dead.
Just so I don't forget how, here are a couple of questions you should pose to coworkers or friends today:
1) How come we can put a man on the moon but socks haven't changed significantly in centuries?
2) How do you get your teenagers to start talking to you? How do you get them to stop?
3) If e=mc2 then how much will your old MC Hammer albums get you?
4) When did "We the people" become "We the perverts?"
Oops - that last one wasn't silly. I may be forgetting how.
Happy Friday, everyone.
Shalom.
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