*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***

6/3/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...

10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying.

7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...

1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

[Auntbee]

Sure!!

[El Gran Salseron]

"Is this turning into the queer thread?"

Nah, I don't think so. I just like to needle the ladies about those "beefcake" pics. Seems to work quite well.

[Miss Behave]

Reporting for doodie, B!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

See 312 I answered the "Are they gay question?". Too bad I let out our secrets, but it needed to be said!

[The SISU kid]

Say it ain't so B !!!!

The OFST is one of the few threads I look forward to. It makes all the serious Monday thru Thursday crap worth it!

(sometimes you have to have some really thick skin to stick it out around here)

I've got your back Pard'....

[Dead Corpse]

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?"

What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

[tomkat]

[raivyn]

If they're queer then that's too bad... at least they won't be contributing to the gene pool.

Won't keep me from looking at them though... ;)

[The SISU kid]

ouch!!

[TheBigB]

Ladies, I'm sorry.

I really, really am.

It wasn't just today that I thought the pix of guys AND girls were getting a bit out of hand. It's been brewing for a while, but I just didn't do anything about it until today. That's why I didn't post any bikini pics myself (well, okay, the small one of Leia, but that just kinda fit in with the whole theme. Heh.) I wanted to do something about it, and just didn't do it well. So again, I'm sorry. And to all the other ladies on najida's list who have called me chauvenistic, I apologize to you too. I promise I never meant to seem like that.

Nice knowing all of you. Take care.

[Lady Jag]

You don't think seeing hundreds of naked women and reading your lascivious comments doesn't get on women's nerves?

Give us a break and grow up. Women Republicans prefer grownup men.

[najida]

And we girls gotta have something to fantasize about when we're faced with a beer gut and stinky feet ;)

[El Gran Salseron]

Geez! You ladies need to lighten up! I thought this was supposed to be a "humor" thread. Please display a sense of humor!

[Zavien Doombringer]

NO, please don't stop!!!

This gets my weekend going!

[BJClinton]

I completely agree. We need more silliness, less T&A. If someone wants T&A learn how to use Google image search.

Stroke a Chicken over the Internet

[raivyn]

I never called you a chauvinist darling.I just use my "scroller" to roll past the posts/pics that I don't care for... Don't know what everyone else does.

[Miss Behave]

B, this makes me very sad. You are nothing but AWESOME.

[erswts]

You should really pay attention to what I posted. I am bored with ALL the cheese and beef cake. There was nothing onesided about my comments. You need to get rid of some of the venom. And as far as being a real Republican, I first voted as a Republican when Ronald Reagan ran for the Governor of California, and have voted republican ever since. This thread is not fun any more. I am gone with Bigb.

[fredhead]

And she can DRIVE, too. I haven't been so excited about Indy car racing since I was 10 and Andretti won the 1969 Indy 500!!