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*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - Extra Super-Special STAR WARS Edition! ***
6/3/05
| TheBigB
Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?

9. R2D2 and Chewies 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help."

8. Red Threes cheesy porn stache goes without saying.

7. Jabbas floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style

6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck.

4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear

3. Natalie Portman's tummy

2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle!

Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss...

TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: cheesecake; chitandchat; darkside; fridaysilliness; sith; starwars
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To: najida
381
posted on
06/03/2005 9:27:22 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.)
To: jaydubya2
"Is this turning into the queer thread?"
Nah, I don't think so. I just like to needle the ladies about those "beefcake" pics. Seems to work quite well.
382
posted on
06/03/2005 9:27:38 AM PDT
by
El Gran Salseron
( The comments of this poster are meant for self-amusement only! Read at your own risk! :-))
To: TheBigB
Reporting for doodie, B!
383
posted on
06/03/2005 9:27:41 AM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
To: Lady Jag
See 312 I answered the "Are they gay question?". Too bad I let out our secrets, but it needed to be said!
384
posted on
06/03/2005 9:28:12 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: TheBigB
Say it ain't so
B !!!!
The OFST is one of the few threads I look forward to. It makes all the serious Monday thru Thursday crap worth it!
(sometimes you have to have some really thick skin to stick it out around here)
I've got your back Pard'....
385
posted on
06/03/2005 9:30:25 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Defiantly coloring outside the lines since 1964)
To: The SISU kid
Your Star Wars Pickup Line |
"Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?" |
386
posted on
06/03/2005 9:30:27 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
387
posted on
06/03/2005 9:30:37 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: El Gran Salseron
If they're queer then that's too bad... at least they won't be contributing to the gene pool.
Won't keep me from looking at them though... ;)
388
posted on
06/03/2005 9:30:37 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(OK, I haven't changed my tag line in over a week - this is the best I've come up with...)
To: Dead Corpse
389
posted on
06/03/2005 9:31:05 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(Defiantly coloring outside the lines since 1964)
To: najida; cyborg; Lady Jag; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Auntbee; raivyn
Ladies, I'm sorry.
I really, really am.
It wasn't just today that I thought the pix of guys AND girls were getting a bit out of hand. It's been brewing for a while, but I just didn't do anything about it until today. That's why I didn't post any bikini pics myself (well, okay, the small one of Leia, but that just kinda fit in with the whole theme. Heh.) I wanted to do something about it, and just didn't do it well. So again, I'm sorry. And to all the other ladies on najida's list who have called me chauvenistic, I apologize to you too. I promise I never meant to seem like that.
Nice knowing all of you. Take care.
390
posted on
06/03/2005 9:31:15 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
To: erswts
You don't think seeing hundreds of naked women and reading your lascivious comments doesn't get on women's nerves?
Give us a break and grow up. Women Republicans prefer grownup men.
391
posted on
06/03/2005 9:31:33 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
To: raivyn
And we girls gotta have something to fantasize about when we're faced with a beer gut and stinky feet ;)
392
posted on
06/03/2005 9:32:06 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so the toilet STILL isn't working, but I have hope.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Geez! You ladies need to lighten up! I thought this was supposed to be a "
humor" thread. Please display a sense of
humor!
393
posted on
06/03/2005 9:33:39 AM PDT
by
El Gran Salseron
( The comments of this poster are meant for self-amusement only! Read at your own risk! :-))
To: TheBigB
NO, please don't stop!!!
This gets my weekend going!
394
posted on
06/03/2005 9:33:45 AM PDT
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: TheBigB
395
posted on
06/03/2005 9:33:45 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Newsweak Lied, People Died)
To: TheBigB
I never called you a chauvinist darling.I just use my "scroller" to roll past the posts/pics that I don't care for... Don't know what everyone else does.
396
posted on
06/03/2005 9:33:50 AM PDT
by
raivyn
(OK, I haven't changed my tag line in over a week - this is the best I've come up with...)
To: TheBigB
B, this makes me very sad. You are nothing but AWESOME.
397
posted on
06/03/2005 9:37:39 AM PDT
by
Miss Behave
(Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
Comment #398 Removed by Moderator
To: Lady Jag
You should really pay attention to what I posted. I am bored with ALL the cheese and beef cake. There was nothing onesided about my comments. You need to get rid of some of the venom. And as far as being a real Republican, I first voted as a Republican when Ronald Reagan ran for the Governor of California, and have voted republican ever since. This thread is not fun any more. I am gone with Bigb.
399
posted on
06/03/2005 9:38:06 AM PDT
by
erswts
To: JimWforBush
400
posted on
06/03/2005 9:38:07 AM PDT
by
fredhead
("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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