There's this thing in my life called work which gives me something I really like, called a salary. Sometimes I have to maintain the work to keep getting the salary. It's terribly unfair and burdensom and I'm thinking about asking the Democrats to make work illegal and salary mandatory so I can get the one without the other. However, in the meantime, there's something rather daunting about finally getting to look at the OFST and finding out that it's already over 350 posts long.
So, please accept my apologies. I may have a chance to be silly today, but there's no way I'll have time for 350+ posts of it.
Which is a bummer and part of why I'm starting to feel dead.
Just so I don't forget how, here are a couple of questions you should pose to coworkers or friends today:
1) How come we can put a man on the moon but socks haven't changed significantly in centuries?
2) How do you get your teenagers to start talking to you? How do you get them to stop?
3) If e=mc2 then how much will your old MC Hammer albums get you?
4) When did "We the people" become "We the perverts?"
Oops - that last one wasn't silly. I may be forgetting how.
Happy Friday, everyone.
Shalom.
I guess y ou have to get your priorities in order sometime.....
ok, enough of this foolish responsibility!
carry on with the silliness!