Posted on 06/03/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by TheBigB
YAHOOOOOO! It's FRIIIIIIDAAAAAY! Today, in honor of REVENGE OF THE SITH (which I ain't seen yet, but am gonna), we proudly present the TOP 10 COOLEST THINGS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE...
10. The Imperial Walkers Who wouldn't sh** a brick watching one of these things coming over the horizon?
9. R2D2 and Chewie’s 3D chess game with the lil' monsters "He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help." 
8. Red Three’s cheesy porn ‘stache goes without saying. 
7. Jabba’s floating party barge Say what you will about the man; he knew how to travel in style 
6. The Millennium Falcon "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." 
5. Cloud City Unles you got drunk and actually fell over the side. Which would suck. 
4. Leia's gold bikini Jabba also had exceptionally good taste in swimwear 
3. Natalie Portman's tummy
2. Yoda The most ass-kickingest muppet this side of Sam the American Eagle! 
Aaaaaaand Number One...
1. Darth Vader The biggest, baddest, most scariest This-is-the-way-we-do-it-on-the-Death Star, beeyotch, badaaassssss... 
One of the things that charm us is their false bravado, real bashfulness, immaturity and self-consciousness. To us it's cute. But some of the little ones always clam up and take their ball home - alone.
That's what keeps some men so lonely and isolated. Which is just as well, because we tire fast of the
LOL, well I've always been sort of a lightweight! ;)
Remember, a shaved Wookie is a happy Wookie!
Envision a Shaven Wookie using a Thigh Master.
Envision a Shaven Wookie doing the Macarena.
Envision a Shaven Wookie wearing lingerie.
Envision a Shaven Wookie swinging from a chandelier.
Envision a Shaven Wookie oiled down and staring lasciviously at you.
Envision a Shaven Wookie eating a banana while looking longingly at your pet.
Envision a Shaven Wookie using a Butt Master.
Envision a Shaven Wookie eating cookies in your bed.
Envision a Shaven Wookie performing Swan Lake.
Envision a Shaven Wookie performing cartwheels.
Boba Fett, the only surviving Wookie shaver.
Ever wonder what a Shaven Wookie would do for a Klondike bar?
Envision a Shaven Wookie as a spokesperson for Bic razors.
The one word for Wookies who like short shorts.....Nair.
Pick up line used by Han Solo, "Hey, baby, wanna see my Wookie?"
Overheard during Chewbacca's audition for a Shakespeare festival, "To shave or not to shave?"
You shaved your Wookie for me, how sweet!
Have you shaved your Wookie today?
Imagine a Shaven Wookie with a flattop.
Did you shave your Wookie to hide your male-pattern baldness??
Envision Gonk, chasing a Wookie, carrying a bic.
Envision a Shaven Wookie lubed up and ready to fight.
More fun than a barrel full of Shaven Wookies!
The Shaven Wookie Trilogy: A New Razor
The Stubble Strikes Back
Return of The Shaven Wookie
Envision a Shaven Wookie dressed as Carmen Miranda.
One if by foam/Two if by gel --from "The Midnight Ride of the Shaven Wookie"
I shaved a Wookie and all I got was this coat.
Wookie Shaving: Fad, Fashion Statement or Perversion? next Rikki
I can't shave you, I can't even shave my Wookie.
I shaved it all for the Wookie, come on, the Wookie, come on.
So you can take that cookie and stick it up your ...(yea). --Original lyrics for "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit
Peace, Love, Shave the Wookie
Welcome back to Channel 68, KSWL. All Shaven Wookies. All the time.
Envision A shaven wookie family in a conestoga heading across the plains with their nerf pulling the wagon.
Hear this in an old, tired Obi-wan voice, "I'm more shaven now than I was then".
"I know what you're thinking. Did he shave six wookies or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Norelco 4400T, the most powerful shaver in the world, and would mow your hair clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"-original Dirty Harry script
9^)
She drove awesome for a rookie! Can't wait to see more of her!!
Ahh more silliness please! The silliness thread is getting bogged down...
And who are you?
Thanks for the ping! I've already forwarded two jokes and a picture to my husband and sister. :)
LOL, The Redneck Jedi Rules!!
ROTFLMAO!
Fret not FRiend! Been there and done that.
As someone who has had to defend this stuff for months, I wouldn't worry about it. After awhile, you will stop defending it and let the people most annoyed fight it out among themselves. It isn't worth the effort on behalf of friends or foes alike. If they think you're a prude because you want everyone to get along, tell them to GO TO HELL and move on!!
Stop apologizing. Get back in here. Don't let them remove you from your thread. Is this a silliness thread or not?
Just someone who enjoyed the silliness. It is a welcome diversion. The thread has lost it direction to my way of thinking.
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It!
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
I slobber all over my keyboard when a "cheesecake" pic shows up and that is particularly true when there is the suggestion that when there are pics of two females together that they might swing the "other way" from the "norm."
On the other hand, when there are "beefcake" pics I am totally revulsed and repulsed! What real man wouldn't be?
Now I am going to stop posting for awhile because I am going to sit back, relax and laugh myself silly while reading all of the "hate posts" to me from the female clientele of this thread.
Boy, am I ever glad this forum is anonymous!
This must be the silliness thread because this whole thing is silly. Let's get back on track. If I was any good at telling (or remembering) jokes I would tell one. I'll leave that up to you funnier FReepers. Need something to laught at. It's rainy and crappy here in KC.
ROTFL Sounds like fun for all ages if you ask me.
I guess y ou have to get your priorities in order sometime.....
ok, enough of this foolish responsibility!
carry on with the silliness!
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